What we should do to torture them is make them read literature about women’s rights, feminism, and homophobia.
We should then give them history lessons about how they used to be the most advanced culture in the world until they became backwards religious nutcases and the whole world kept on moving.
Then we should force them to study the fossil record until they know it front to back.
Come to think about it, we should also do this to a lot of Tea Party people.
Yeah, man. Coffee enemas are like a local past time, like going to church in some other places. Isaac Newton was an early practitioner.
Let’s not even talk about vodka shots (butt shots, to be specific). I think some college kid died from alcohol overdose after too much “butt chugging”. Vodka tampons are supposedly another variation of this.
I’m curious as to whether this fits under the “typical day in Catholic school” umbrella. I went to a protestant school, and I often wonder how the experiences differ.