Totally serious post.

were you that kid ohai?

As long as no one is lighting them, tell her to bring a nose clip .

I had a classmate who did that!

He was punished to stay in a position of hen for a while…he never did that again…lesson learned.

A position of hen.

Legitimately LOL’d.

Luke, I am your farter…

what is position of hen?

But does the case law finally establish precedent on who dealt it? Is it smelt it dealt it. Or he who denied it supplied it?

Poop, Unrinals, Farts - the new AF…

You haven’t been around very long I guess. Nothing new.

i wonder if she has ever seen Fart Hammer? That guy rocked.

I guess she doesn’t watch porn.

I think the answer to this question depends largely on how much you like the secretary.

If your secretary is competent and/or a smokeshow, I would look into filing a complaint against the offender for disturbing the peace.

If she’s a bad worker and ugly – a truly lethal combination - or as some would say, a “career limiting move” – consider orchestrating an ensemble of your favorite employees to release a chorus of flatulant flares, all at the same time! Unleash the fury!