"trained in etiquette and protocol"

Back in the days I was more involved in wrestling/bjj than weights,in the grappling sports its far worse let me tell you.You get headlocked and the gay has a bush full of hair under his arms

This strikes me as particularly funny.

^I laughed myself off at this one,I meant the guy,makes me wonder what I was thinking of at the time

There is just no pleasing you.