Would you date a hipster?

marcus phoenix Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Nothing wrong with riding a bike. Indicates a > fitness and evironmentally friendly nature - also > less selfish. I like such people…they make for > better relationships in the long run. I agree, voluntary manslaughter (b/c no brakes ALWAYS ends well) is very green. Less population = less consumption. Less consumption = less burning and usage of natural resources. Not to mention the amount of reduced smug in the air.

former trader Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It got created around the same time you said > Cammalleri would choke in the playoffs. He did. It just took him three rounds.

Washington Irving Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > former trader Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > It got created around the same time you said > > Cammalleri would choke in the playoffs. > > > He did. It just took him three rounds. Using your reasoning, it took 2 rounds for Sidney Crosby and 4 rounds for Jonathan Toews to become chokers.

Anybody watch Whale Wars (I’m not talking to you, hipster AM w/no TV and a diverse stable of hoes and haters). I love cheering against that ‘captain’ and his horrendous beard and teef.

former trader Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Washington Irving Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > former trader Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > It got created around the same time you said > > > Cammalleri would choke in the playoffs. > > > > > > He did. It just took him three rounds. > > > Using your reasoning, it took 2 rounds for Sidney > Crosby and 4 rounds for Jonathan Toews to become > chokers. Here’s hoping Toews becomes a choker. Go Flyers!!!

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as i am a hipster, i prefer to date hipsters

Wouldn’t mind a hipster as long as she:

Is not gluten intolerant (what the hell is that?)

Is good looking

takes a bath daily

not perfumes intolerant (a hipster thing)

doesnt wear the same clothes in consecutive days

… Strange. Suddenly I felt I was describing a French lady not a typical hipster.

"Yesterday, we had our Bearded Villains flag shoot at a castle ruin called Braehus.

In the middle of the shoot, two cops show up, telling us they got a call from someone saying that they drove past and saw about 30 terrorists waving a ISIS flag."

This is hilarious. People should do this to hipsters more often.

“The Bearded Villains was founded in 2014, and its website describes the group as “a brotherhood of elite bearded men from all over the world.””

I hope they all got a good water boarding.

One of my friends is one of those extream socialist hipsters. She hates everything. If I were to go back and look at her FB rants from a year ago they would have mostly centered around fracking, K-cup hate (she REALLY hates k-cups), and trendy overpriced retailers. I like to tell her that if I had started a short only fund of stuff she hates… it would have made a fortune. Since she also hates wall street she hates when I tell her that too! The hipster contrarian indicator… what do you think? look out Disney… .she really really really hates them!

^ Those are the worse. I came across one in Austin hating everything and after a long rant, she asked me what I thought. I said if only W could have had a 3rd term, we’d all be better off. And that was the end of that.

Excuse me while I go check my HAL stock, drink my flavia coffee, wihle wearing my Ferragamo oxfords.

Hipster beard. NO! Just no!

^^yea, but how about hipster mustaches? What’s up, magician. … I see you on financial help 123 :wink:

Dating a hot hipster, no problem… putting up with her friends during social events would be the worst part of it all.

She must be happy these days, fracking won’t be able to compete with OPEC’s 50 $ a barrel.

Bet it hurts just as much