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"Who Said It: Mitt Romney Vs. Mr. Burns"

“The aliens on Mars cloned Hillary Clinton.” - Turd Furgeson

I don’t really understand Romney. Either he’s a moron with a big mouth, or he has the worst strategist of all time. His wife might be a moron, too. “I don’t feel rich” – whaaaaaat? Seriously, how can you be so successful yet so bad at presenting yourself?

his wife is not hot…..

They’re also like 60 years old. By that age, even Amanda Lang will be saggy…

“The aliens on Mars cloned Hillary Clinton.” - Turd Furgeson

well…he is rich enough to get a Kim Kardinshian……

Just because you could leave your wife of 30 years and get with young girls doesn’t mean you should…

“The aliens on Mars cloned Hillary Clinton.” - Turd Furgeson

But it also might mean you shouldn’t not leave your wife and get with young girls? Just playing Devil’s Advocate here.

True. However, in taking Frank’s implication - that rich Romney having an old wife is some kind of disconnect - the impetus is to show that {old wife|rich} is wrong, not {hot girls|rich}.

“The aliens on Mars cloned Hillary Clinton.” - Turd Furgeson

Mitt actually said “varmints”?  I didn’t think anyone other than Carl Spackler acutally used the word varmint.

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