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Hey bros,after 4 years of still being in the U.S I am kinda clueless if the run of the mill western born and raised girl is interested in me or is just a nice person. I have been pretty hit and miss with my attempts resulting in huge standard deviations so gimme so of those pieces of wisdom you guys use to identify potential candidates.

If she pinches you on the playground during recess, she like likes you. 

Only real way to know is to send them dick pics.  Even Bezos with all his AI knows this.

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I just assume I’m irresistible to all women.

Seriously though… I’m very hit or miss too and I often get it more wrong than right, in both instances.

i think the trick is to meet as many women as possible and increase both the number of correct and incorrect calls. I don’t think the common body language signs you read about work.

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I believe the POTUS has weighed in on this.

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We’re gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you’ll say, 'Please, please. It’s too much winning. We can’t take it anymore. Mr. President, it’s too much.' And I’ll say, 'No, it isn’t!' We have to keep winning!

you’re lookin at this all wrong. it doesnt matter if she is interested. what matters is if ur interested. and if u are, chat them up, see what they like, but ultimately you should:

tell them they’re cute and invite them to a club

ask them if they want to dance

spin them and try to see if they;re down to grind

spin them again and try to make out with them

try to squeeze them at key spots, neck, ass, boobs, *****

ask if they want to hang/eat after

ask to bang

also at any point if they say no, just apologize and say you totally misread the signals and say ur not very good at this, and that theyre juss so hot. and usually they’ll be totally cool and flattered. then you can try on another chick. 

I love my cheese. I got to have my cheddar.

What’s your personality like? You’re not whipping out terms like standard deviation in the first thirty seconds of talking to them are you? 

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It be like that sometimes.

Pretty tough dude. Since you work in tech, most of the women you know will have hot dogs thrown at them all day by awkward foreign dudes. 

Anyway, I won’t even try to give advice because I suck with women and exchanged independence for a house full of cats years ago.

I think Nery’s advice sounds good though… Touch them in sensitive areas until they are into it?

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Nerdyblop wrote:

you’re lookin at this all wrong. it doesnt matter if she is interested. what matters is if ur interested. and if u are, chat them up, see what they like, but ultimately you should:

tell them they’re cute and invite them to a club

ask them if they want to dance

spin them and try to see if they;re down to grind

spin them again and try to make out with them

try to squeeze them at key spots, neck, ass, boobs, *****

ask if they want to hang/eat after

ask to bang

also at any point if they say no, just apologize and say you totally misread the signals and say ur not very good at this, and that theyre juss so hot. and usually they’ll be totally cool and flattered. then you can try on another chick. 

I know you’re half joking, but this is vile. This isn’t lovable creep stuff.  This is “that guy deserves to catch a beating by some chic’s meathead on again off again boyfriend” stuff.

lol dafuq? why? get punched for trying to get with a girl?

its what all men want to do but most are too scared

no one’s going to hit you if you say, im sorry i didnt know.

in fact that dude will actually look cool in front of his girl for trying to stop you.

lastly im sure most dudes understand,

my chick gets hit on all the time and im not about to fight every dude.

i just grab her and say sorry bro already got dibs. lol

I love my cheese. I got to have my cheddar.

Yeah I’m with nery on this one. Girls love having sex just as much as guys do. But, whether or not they’re specifically DTF with you/me/us-in-general is really up to them - which means, the only way to find out is to try.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It be like that sometimes.

CEO10K-DAY wrote:

Yeah I’m with nery on this one. Girls love having sex just as much as guys do. But, whether or not they’re specifically DTF with you/me/us-in-general is really up to them - which means, the only way to find out is to try.

Wait, didn’t some coworker ask you out?

you basically need to come from a target school pedigree/work at prestigious firm in the US/have a really good connection.

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i cant figure whos dup account this is 

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hpracing007 wrote:

I just assume I’m irresistible to all women.

Seriously though… I’m very hit or miss too and I often get it more wrong than right, in both instances.

i think the trick is to meet as many women as possible and increase both the number of correct and incorrect calls. I don’t think the common body language signs you read about work.

Yeah play the numbers game! My college buddy used to be the king of this. He’d creep the **** out of tens of chicks at parties, class, facebook, linkedin, what not. Just constant work in progress.  9/10 of them would think him as a slimy scumbag but he’d end up going out with the one who didn’t think that he was a creep. 

The dick pic suggestion is also worth a consideration. 

If you're the first out the door, that's not called panicking

What is a heuristic?  Is that like a rule of thumb?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0BjpUhPg9g

82 > 87
Simple math.

igor555 wrote:

i cant figure whos dup account this is 

May need to be a little less obvious in your attempts to hide it.. 

heurisitc is a cfa exam vocab word. trial and error method. and just learning by experience. also talking about std will definitely kill the mood!

i personally think im pretty creepy. if i had a daughter would not want a guy like me.

I love my cheese. I got to have my cheddar.

If you have a daughter, make sure you teach her to avoid cucks and betas. You don’t want her to be grinding with gross people while at the club. Also, sign a prenup, since you’ll be worth $500 million at age 50. F-boys with no life skills shouldn’t get their hands on your hard speculated money. 

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i actually think i would want a cuck and beta so i can control them! also i would want me daughter to have the power over him. make him forget his last name existed!

I love my cheese. I got to have my cheddar.

I love analyst forum. Y’all really make the day just fly by. 

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It be like that sometimes.

CEO10K-DAY wrote:

I love analyst forum. Y’all really make the day just fly by. 

+1

If you're the first out the door, that's not called panicking

Nerdyblop wrote:

i actually think i would want a cuck and beta so i can control them! also i would want me daughter to have the power over him. make him forget his last name existed!

But then your grandson would have a cuck and beta as a role model, which would turn him into a cuck and beta. 

If you're the first out the door, that's not called panicking

Nah, as the grandfather, Nery can verbally and emotionally abuse the son-in-law all day, and also actively encourage the daughter to cuck the guy. That way, the grandson will have a strong masculine model while learning to assert dominance over betas and cucks. 

Although, people say that girls tend to date people who remind them of their dads. So maybe to get a beta son-in-law Nery will be forced to become the very thing he despises. 

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There are a few things that you can do. You can read about IOIs and related topics from the PUAs. This will give you a framework to test for affection. 

My main tool is verbal jokes. Outside of work, I essentially flirt with any attractive female. If they respond positively, you increase the level of jokes to test for further compliance. One added benefit of this is that when girls start joke flirting with you, they suddenly switch to real flirting. I would suspect it has to do with cognitive dissonance. However my method works best with friends or friends of friends. It’s not a successful strategy where you only have a few hours of interaction. I’ve never really focused on that 

haha thats so hilarious. but yes i do wonder if alphaness can be taught. i believe it can, but there are too many walking disappointments so perhaps not all can be taught.

which is why one must have multiple babies. you cannot put all your eggs in 1 basket. 1 disappointment does not kill a dynasty!

a beta dies a thousand time before his death. and quite honestly i will live a very long time. 

I love my cheese. I got to have my cheddar.

Nerdy, what if OP’s girls are not the clubbing type?

OP, you obviously won’t succeed all the time, but keeping it simple and a bit of confidence can go a long way. I’d say just be nice and genuinely interested in who you are speaking with, develop a bit of humor, look like you give some f*ck about your appearance, relax, pay attention to body language (it matters!)…and take your time.

I mean I invite them to do **** I like to do. If they like me they are down, if they don’t I typically don’t care cuz I can just meet a chick who’s down. 

My current fiancé tried to invite me to museums and music festivals like that at the start. I shut that **** down. She like begged me to try new things that she likes. And I’m typically down to try new things. But I know all about museums and dirty music festivals and they whack. I’m not about that life.

I love my cheese. I got to have my cheddar.

If the glove don’t fit you must acquit!

I love my cheese. I got to have my cheddar.

Nerdyblop wrote:

I mean I invite them to do **** I like to do. If they like me they are down, if they don’t I typically don’t care cuz I can just meet a chick who’s down. 

My current fiancé tried to invite me to museums and music festivals like that at the start. I shut that **** down. She like begged me to try new things that she likes. And I’m typically down to try new things. But I know all about museums and dirty music festivals and they whack. I’m not about that life.

witness the 100% transactional being, Nerdy.  Congratulations, you are special among men.

Nery, what will you do when you have baby and have to bring them to the playground and hacksaw places like that? Or will you just go to the club and grind as a family? 

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