White House Correspondent's Dinner Jokes

I was able to type up a couple of the jokes Obama made. Props for getting one in on Goldman Sachs. I think there is a huge demand in the market for Goldman jokes right now, so good for him for stepping up. “Though I am glad that the only person whose ratings fell more over the last year than mine is here tonight. Nice to see you Jay.” [looks at Jay Leno] “I’m also glad that I’m speaking first. Because we have all seen what happens when someone takes the time spot after Leno’s.” “By the way, all of the jokes here tonight are brought to you by our friends at Goldman Sachs. So you don’t have to worry, they make money whether you laugh or not.” “The Jonas Brothers are here. Sasha and Malia are huge fans, but boys don’t get any ideas. I have two words for you; predator drones.” “Speaking of tween heart throbs. Scott Brown is here.”

Guy has decent sense of humor. These jokes might have written by someone for his speech but one needs to know how to deliver