I had a bananas weekend. It didnt end till 2:30 Monday morning. I feel like death. Total sleep from Thursday to right now: 15 hours. I’m not going to write the stories at work because I’d probably get fired. Post up your weekend stories, I’ll be through around 930 pm and post mine.
so u had a few bananas this weekend? ?
pimpineasy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > so u had a few bananas this weekend? ? LOL…in which places?
marcus phoenix Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > pimpineasy Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > so u had a few bananas this weekend? ? > > > LOL…in which places? I had a global weekend. Friday-Germans and English Saturday-American/sweedish Sunday-Brazilian
I also had a crazy weekend. Went to sleep at 11:30 pm on Sat night! Unheard of!
ASSet_MANagement Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > marcus phoenix Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > pimpineasy Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > so u had a few bananas this weekend? ? > > > > > > LOL…in which places? > > > I had a global weekend. > > Friday-Germans and English > Saturday-American/sweedish > Sunday-Brazilian You slept with 5 girls in one weekend???
marcus phoenix Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ASSet_MANagement Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > marcus phoenix Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > pimpineasy Wrote: > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > ----- > > > > so u had a few bananas this weekend? ? > > > > > > > > > LOL…in which places? > > > > > > I had a global weekend. > > > > Friday-Germans and English > > Saturday-American/sweedish > > Sunday-Brazilian > > > You slept with 5 girls in one weekend??? God, I wish. It’s too much to post at work. Long story short I met 3 german models, 3 british doctors, an American/Sweedish goldigger (who only wanted me for physical reasons) and two smoking hot brazilian students who were in town on a 2 month vacation. Details to follow in about 9 hours
ASSet_MANagement Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > marcus phoenix Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > ASSet_MANagement Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > marcus phoenix Wrote: > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > ----- > > > > pimpineasy Wrote: > > > > > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > > > > > ----- > > > > > so u had a few bananas this weekend? ? > > > > > > > > > > > > LOL…in which places? > > > > > > > > > I had a global weekend. > > > > > > Friday-Germans and English > > > Saturday-American/sweedish > > > Sunday-Brazilian > > > > > > You slept with 5 girls in one weekend??? > > > God, I wish. > > It’s too much to post at work. > > Long story short I met 3 german models, 3 british > doctors, an American/Sweedish goldigger (who only > wanted me for physical reasons) and two smoking > hot brazilian students who were in town on a 2 > month vacation. > > Details to follow in about 9 hours I’m more excited about this followup than LII results next Monday. Make us proud.
Tucker Max = Nuppal?
> > I had a global weekend. > > Friday-Germans and English > Saturday-American/sweedish > Sunday-Brazilian I like the progression from fri- sun. Finished off the weekend with a Brazilian. niiiicee
jcole21 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ASSet_MANagement Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > marcus phoenix Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > ASSet_MANagement Wrote: > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > ----- > > > > marcus phoenix Wrote: > > > > > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > > > > > ----- > > > > > pimpineasy Wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ----- > > > > > > so u had a few bananas this weekend? ? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > LOL…in which places? > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a global weekend. > > > > > > > > Friday-Germans and English > > > > Saturday-American/sweedish > > > > Sunday-Brazilian > > > > > > > > > You slept with 5 girls in one weekend??? > > > > > > God, I wish. > > > > It’s too much to post at work. > > > > Long story short I met 3 german models, 3 > british > > doctors, an American/Sweedish goldigger (who > only > > wanted me for physical reasons) and two smoking > > hot brazilian students who were in town on a 2 > > month vacation. > > > > Details to follow in about 9 hours > > I’m more excited about this followup than LII > results next Monday. Make us proud. will be anxiously waiting on this update with tissue and lotion … yes yes go on then…
Jeez I should move to Miami.
pimpineasy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > jcole21 Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > ASSet_MANagement Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > marcus phoenix Wrote: > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > ----- > > > > ASSet_MANagement Wrote: > > > > > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > > > > > ----- > > > > > marcus phoenix Wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ----- > > > > > > pimpineasy Wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ----- > > > > > > > so u had a few bananas this weekend? > ? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > LOL…in which places? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a global weekend. > > > > > > > > > > Friday-Germans and English > > > > > Saturday-American/sweedish > > > > > Sunday-Brazilian > > > > > > > > > > > > You slept with 5 girls in one weekend??? > > > > > > > > > God, I wish. > > > > > > It’s too much to post at work. > > > > > > Long story short I met 3 german models, 3 > > british > > > doctors, an American/Sweedish goldigger (who > > only > > > wanted me for physical reasons) and two > smoking > > > hot brazilian students who were in town on a > 2 > > > month vacation. > > > > > > Details to follow in about 9 hours > > > > I’m more excited about this followup than LII > > results next Monday. Make us proud. > > > will be anxiously waiting on this update with > tissue and lotion … > yes yes go on then… “yes yes go on then…” +10 for Family guy quote
Weekend recap: Thursday: Head over to my buddies house in Coral Gables, we are planning on going to Coconut Grove to creep on some 19 y/o’s and have some cheap “jungle juice.” Little did we know that the most epic thunderstorm of the year was about to sweet through south Miami. Plans = Canceled. Ended up having a few miller high lifes and heading home around 130 (hey I had to work at ). Friday: One of my best friends (old fraternity bro from school) is moving to Amsterdam for a soccer management program, so he was having his farewell party Friday. We meet up at a Miami classic; Tobacco Road. I meet one of his friends, we’ll call him “C.” C is a professional photographer who happens to take pictures of incredibly attractive women on massive yachts. These women also happen to be forigen most of the time and have NO contacts in the states so they usually surf C’s couch. --Now, in economics the concept I am about to play out is called an externality-- C brings around one of the most attractive German girls I’ve ever seen in my entire life, she is about 6 foot, thin, brunette and has an AMAZING face. We hit it off, kind of brush lips, whatever. The part that sucks is that C is going to a party on SoBe and we are headed downtown for the night. Miami 1 AM 0 Now, walking to the bars downtown I am alone BC I needed to charge my phone. As I am walking to the bar - Brickell Irish Pub - I head what can only be described as the most beautiful skank question ever; “Exscuse me, which was is Brickell Irish Pub?” – At this point I knew that I was going to have physical encounters with at least one of these British blondes – “Brickell Irish Pub?!” I reply “Follow me, I’m headed there!” Miami 1 AM 1 As we are walking to the bar I get complemented on my cologne, no big deal but it cements the previous notion of confidence. AAAAANIIIIICEEEEE *Borat Voice* So these girls (three of them) ended up being in Miami on some sort of doctor apprentice program. Who cares. I meet up with my friends at the Pub and the queens whores and I split ways. My friends and I relax with a few BROskies and nothing major happens, they decide, however, around 130 is bed time (i’m just hitting my stride), I decide to stay back and try my hand flying stag. At this point I have two options, try and strike up a convo with the girl I recognize from the gym, or play the somewhat safer route of “running into the thatchers” I said in my mind TINA (hat-tip if you get the ref). I walk up to the middle good looking brit and start talking. About 5 minutes in she goes “would you like me to buy you a drink?” uhhhh YES. One stella later we are sitting outside (front of the bar) and chatting. She was starting to get really excited about something and was talking a lot. So I decided to put my mouth on hers so she would stop making noise. Mistake (Miami 2 AM 1) TERRIBLE kisser. So I pull my head back and put my beer to the face, the problem is this broad is attached to my neck now. This is where sh!t get serious. The anesthesiologist (from threads apast) walks up and is just STARING at us. I look and wave, she goes “what kind of game is this!?” In my somewhat drunken humor go “I don’t know, would Jenga be that kind of game?” pulling a line from the show “Archer.” She just got flustered and wandered inside, meanwhile Margret Thatcher’s lips are firmly secured to my jugular. Looking for a quick out I tell her that I need to get back and take my dogs for a walk. She understands and I quickly exit stage left (well, not really, I didnt go to the bathroom). I went home alone after having one good prospect and one hotter one that I maybe couldve converted on had I worked a little harder. Miami 3 AM 1 Saturday (My bday): Wake up around 10 and wash my car, no biggie, but something I had been meaning to do for quite a while. Go pick up my best girlfriend (we’re like bro and sis) from MIA and head to the Shore Club hotel on SoBo to begin the weekend. Upon arriving at Shore Club we break out the handle of Vodka and have ourselves a reunion drink (it had been almost 1 year since we saw each other). We get ready for dinner and start coordinating plans for that night. Dinner was amazing, tried to hit on the waitress but she was just into selling her cashflows (aka. Cleavage to push me into a 18 dollar sushi roll when I would’ve been content with the 12 dollar). After an amazing dinner we get caught in the rain walking back to Collins Ave from Lincoln Rd. So we swoop into a trashy souvenir store. I spot a tall, dark-haired, pretty attractive girl idlly mulling around, obviously waiting out the rain. She looked well dressed so I launch into my “I don’t care about what people think” drunken game. “Where you in the fashion show today?” “Actually, yes, I was working there.” “Yeah, i though you were a model…” “I’m not.” “Oh…awkward silence…so are you waiting out the rain?” “YES! OMG it’s like pouring” “Yeah it’s crazy how fast the weather turned.” “Yeah, my BF is gonna be late picking me up now.” --at this point I have her attention and i can throw this one on cruise control, I realize that nothing will happen since she is going home, has a BF and is waiting to leave, so I use her as practice-- We get back to the hotel and start getting ready for Skybar (the room came with a bottle at the hotel club which happens to be a pretty up and coming joint). We are pregaming and my friends are slowly filing in (fighting their way through the insane south beach traffic). My last friend “K.” Walks in with what can best be described as a pretty attractive brunette with poo tooth to gum ratio. And a very plastic blonde who applied her makeup with a shotgun. The blonde immediately walks over to me and tells me how drunk she is. Miami 3 AM 2 We head down to the club and sh!t just starts getting sloppy. We got a bottle of Vodka and I think K ordered a bottle of champaign so we are all pretty loose. Apparently blondie used to be a “derivatives trader” for MS. So I start asking her questions and telling her what I do. She get pretty scared b/c she didnt know what I did. She got so scared in fact she made ME stop talking by making out with me. (Her lips were akin to a bear trap, BTW) Excellent, now I have her scared and physically attached to me. Miami 3 AM 3 She starts telling me about her ex husband (I put her age somewhere in the mid 30’s, fake tits, collogen lips, amazing body, my height, overall attractive woman, just a little psycho). About the age difference between them (he was 50 when she was 20). Etc. At around this point I lose my memory. Apparently the rest of the night goes like this; The blonde and I were making out on the couch. Then a brazilian chick walks up to me and says “my friend likes you.” Me being me, I have to explore this opportunity, so I walk over to the brazilians table and meet probably my dream girl. Here is where is gets interesting. The blonde, feeling motherly or protective (maybe she felt she didn’t need to ween me off those silicone puppies just yet) comes walking over and gets in the Brazilians face. The blonde takes me back to the table and straddles me (again, no recollection). Then I tell the blonde I need to go to the bathroom. I walk back to the brazilians table… The blonde, feeling lonely again, walks BACK over (even though she thinks I’m taking a leak) and sees me and starts yelling at the Brazilian again! Mission accomplished though, I got the phone number. So at this point the club is closing (4am) and we are headed out, the brazilians go their separate way and I am with the blonde and my friends. The blonde apaprently want to go back downtown (about a 15 minute drive) and wants me to drive. I tell her we can take a cab back to my place. Then she adds; “and my place.” Then I say, “excuse me? We can’t “you know” from two different apartments.” “Who said we were gonna do that?” “Oh, I don’t know, your clown car *female body part*” She gets mad, I walk away and go upstairs and pass out in my friends bed. Miami 4 AM 3 Sunday: Wake up feeling like the inside of Bernie M after some beefy latino jail love. It’s noon and it’s ENTIRELY too bright. I roll out of bed, throw on a tshirt and have some water on the balcony with Katie. We talk about last night and she tells me about how redic it was and what my friends were doing. We head to lunch and I drop her off at the airport. …Then i get a text… “Hey, it’s “E” (the blonde) I had a great time last night :-)” “Thanks, me too, we should hook up again sometime” “I cannot wait to see you.” --WTF I think to myself, I could’ve sworn I basically insulted her entire lineage, now she wants to hang out? Again, me being me I decide not to let this opportunity go to waste.-- “Cool, lets catch Inception tonight” “OK!” Then, I get another text; “Hello, it’s “V” from Skybar, my friend really likes you, lets get drinks tonight.” “Sounds like a plan! See you tonight.” This is turning out better than I thought. Miami 4 AM 4 So as it turns out the blonde has to cancel to I get drinks with the Brazilian girls, the one that is into me is absolutely gorgeous. Now, I’m not trying to sound heroic here, but I’ve have some decent looking girls before. I will admit that much, this girl (for my taste at least) is the most gorgeous girl I’ve ever talked to. Maybe I’m still drunk. We end up getting drinks and her english is atrocious, I don’t care, I could stare at her all day. I don’t even feel like I need to kiss her, I just wanted to talk. As it turns out she is a student and is in Miami for 2 months from Brazil. We talked until 2 am (I work at 7 mind you) and I get home at 230. Miami 4 AM 4.5 I eeked out a victory, maybe I was a bit liberal with my scoring, but I can’t believe I feel like taking it steady with this Brazilian. I know there are holes, ask and you shall receive fillers.
The blonde: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs198.snc4/38253_1464247449755_1340550061_31592212_7862984_n.jpg
blonde = meh … The “enhancements” are the only thing she has going for her. Post a pic of the elusive Brazilian 
If the blonde asks you what you did Sunday night, make sure you mention the Brazilian. By the way, the blonde helped you out big time when she chased you twice and caused a scene in front of the brazilians.
daviskr Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > blonde = meh … The “enhancements” are the only > thing she has going for her. Post a pic of the > elusive Brazilian If we go out on SoBe you’ll get to meet her.
former trader Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If the blonde asks you what you did Sunday night, > make sure you mention the Brazilian. She is too blonde to realize a world besides her own. I’ve sadly already recognized this. > By the way, the blonde helped you out big time > when she chased you twice and caused a scene in > front of the brazilians. Reason?
Reason = because you became the focus of attention. Demand up, price up. You should go out with the blonde more often - she is good for your business! Nice stories there, sounds like a perfectly normal mid 20s weekend. Lets talk bottom line though, did you get any jiggy jiggy amongst that? Sounds like drinking and tongue lashing to me. Good ground work, but need to be sealing the deal in the not too distant…