- “Your sister is a much better f##k” – Mudhahhdhahdahadhahdhdhdhdhaadddadahahha
- “Yeah, your friend does have better t!ts. Better a$$, too. So I guess its not just better fashion sense.”
“OH!? You said NOT in there?”
“I just want to cuddle.” “That’s fine, I didn’t want to go to the game anyway.” “I love baking.”
“No, you don’t need to make me a sandwich right now.”
One of my favourites I said when i was a lot younger, was at some disco, quite young, 17 or 18, and asked a girl to dance. She said no, and I replied: “That’s ok, I was gonna take a shit anyway” Was the best response i could come up with to save some face!
“I don’t like wearing condoms cause it makes the rash worse”
“MBA > CFA”.
You definintely shouldn’t say ‘bomb’ on an airplane.
“Your hair looks really nice. I bet it looks even better when you wash it.” - In my young negging PUA days.
Im sorry....I cant hear you with your shirt on.
“Viagra is a hoax. All these old guys need is a 20-something babe. Besides, who in their right mind would want to risk his heart health to bang the old wife? Geeez.” I told that the other day to my wife while watching endless annoying commercials of similar stuff. Good she’s still 20-something, but she gave me her “I hate you” look.
“If you got electrolysis you’d be really hot”
Mr. Pink Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > “Your hair looks really nice. I bet it looks even > better when you wash it.” > > - In my young negging PUA days. Faaaaaaaantastic!
It didn’t go over well. Turns out the ridiculously hot girl with perfect hair that I said it to had come to the club straight from work, and had indeed not washed her hair and was feeling particularly insecure about it. It turned into her and 5 of her friends surrounding me yelling at me for being a jerk while I laughed at them with my friend (who was standing there losing his shit laughin at the situation), telling them to relax and calm down.
Dear CEO of CFAI, After my recent retabulaction…etc. Sincerely, QQQEB (whatver his name was I don’t remember.)
“C’mon, SheFA, pull my finger!”
Mr. Pink Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It turned into her and 5 of her friends > surrounding me yelling at me for being a jerk > while I laughed at them with my friend (who was > standing there losing his shit laughin at the > situation), telling them to relax and calm down. I have consistently found that laughing at women who are genuinely upset goes over like a lead balloon (but I still do it haha). In that situation, I’d probably laugh and walk away. Sticking around, no matter how hot they are, shows you care too much. Of course, if they have you surrounded you might be out of luck lol.
“I just wanna dance!”
CFABLACKBELT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > “I just wanna dance!” I say that everyweekend.