QQQBee

I tracked down those threads on QQQBee. Wow. That poor guy. I think Chad banned him for his own good.

If you can read chinese, you should read his e-mail to a couple of guys on the board. That’s the REAL classic. I recall the guy replied "something like “Don’t you get it? you FAILED!”…

I still have the email thread, will forward upon request. Didn’t iteracom put it on a website or something?

Wasn’t there some guy who said he was going to Taiwan and was going to email qqqbee for a meet up? What happened to that?

^Maybe he was turned down. QQQbee’s time is too valuable for that.

http://iteracom.com/AF/ google translate does a decent job

Did anyone by chance archive the monster thread anywhere?

yeah, i trie translating it and couldn’t make sense of it… what happened? I heard this was possibly one of the most legendary epic failures…I need a laugh today. anyone have coles notes of what happened?

here’s my post from before: Qqqbee is a Taiwanese man who honestly believed there was a large conspiracy against him by the CFAI. He took L1, failed with all <50%, and wrote a ton of complaint emails to CFAI on why his scores were mistaken. (even reached the legal dept) After retab results still failed, he didn’t buy it. He retook L1, failed again, but did better than the 1st try. He declared that his 2nd exam results were actually his first exam results. And that his ACTUAL 2nd exam results should be passing. The reason he was given a fail was because of CFAI’s conspiracy to hide grading errors in his first attempt. He then sends complaint emails galore. His 3rd attempt at L1 resulted in another failure, but this time around, he got the score he felt he deserved. Therefore, he concluded he definitely should have passed on the 2nd attempt, but again, due to the conspiracy, he was given a failure. He then sends complaint emails galore. After a ridiculous amount of complaints, CFAI pretty much stopped replying. In desperation, he came to AF to request help to contact CEO John Rogers. The thread exceeded 40+ pages, and everyone was having a blast until the thread was killed off. All that’s left of him is this symbol he graced upon us T.T which is him in tears. Ok, now imagine ALL this coming from some guy trying to communicate in horribly broken english. That was the qqqbee saga.

That was beautiful…sniff…

I used Google translate on http://iteracom.com/AF/ and found a sentence I like so much, I am going to use it as my signature.

Da Church of the Faithful. Love it. Subscription fee is only $5K.

Golden Slacks had a 10 commandments of QQQBeeism. Please tell me someone saved them. Pure gold!

This has made my day. This guy should be on a reality TV show…

14 posts and no one’s posted “this feels so so f x x k??”

WHAT HAPPENE TO MY COMRADE GOLDEN SLACKS, APOSTLE OF THE QQQBEE.

THIS FEELS SO SO F X X K.

http://translate.google.com/translate?js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&sl=auto&tl=en&u=http://iteracom.com/AF/ I’m Da Church of the faithful, I’m Liao Fengyi, clergywoman mother should have to introduce you to me, I have seen you twice, in which time you are more impressed with everyone I guess in the back of the church at noon to eat noodle face! I talk to you financial problems that a community green. I now consider CFA (chartered financial analyst)! But this time I was again chosen by our God pity! this time I was lucky that one ten thousandth of the 『 』TT! Unfortunately my CFA exams out of the big problem is that my results in my computer database in chronological order distracting! this sh1t is golden

I loved how he kept saying he was “waiting for my hero!”. Oh, and the expression T.T is priceless.

Amen… hail QQQBEE Long live Qaliban!