a yacht or a castle? discuss
yacht - no explanation needed
depends; which yacht and which castle?
I’d rather have a castle, if it’s anything like any of these that I’ll be visiting in August (for pleasure, not work…I wish): Prague – http://imgdr.massmind.com/uploads/yalenet/__subsites/YAAMNY/images/ThePragueCastle.jpg Dresden – http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pzFZkIHNfBI/S97dybWVo6I/AAAAAAAAAlg/U7y0QHME0Ao/s1600/Moritzburg+Castle+Near+Dresden,+Germany.jpg Berlin – http://th03.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2011/126/9/8/berlin___castle_charlottenburg_by_pingallery-d3fp7ih.jpg If there are any AFers in these cities and would like to grab a beer with me then, feel free to e-mail me and we can coordinate.
Depends on whether I can furnish a battleship/aircraft carrier/or nuke sub into a yacht.
My solution, keep in mind this is just a prototype: http://rookery.s3.amazonaws.com/813000/813223_b5b9_625x1000.jpg
than being cool?
numi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Prague – > http://imgdr.massmind.com/uploads/yalenet/__subsit > es/YAAMNY/images/ThePragueCastle.jpg this is my fav castle, it has a great guest house, garden house, church, and views. the guards are pretty cool, too. castles are another reason i love watching the TDF…go evans! this ones cool, too: http://www.earth-photography.com/Countries/Hungary/Castle_subgallery/Hungary_Budapest_Castle_View2.html
brain_wash_your_face Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My solution, keep in mind this is just a > prototype: > > http://rookery.s3.amazonaws.com/813000/813223_b5b9 > _625x1000.jpg Win!
I would enjoy a yacht more, but I feel like a castle would be perceived as “cooler”. The advantage of a yacht is the mobility into new markets for women, whereas a castle gives you ultimate pimp status but in a narrow market that you could easily tap out. I’m also assuming they’re the same cost which implies a baller mega yacht.
Thing is if you had a castle you would be like, “CHERRIO CHAP I THINK ME GOING TO TRIP AROUND ON HOLIDAY< HOW IN BLARNEY IS ME GETTING TO OTHER CHAP’S CASTLE FOR THIS SWINE FESTIVAL/ARCHERY CONTEST/WENCH T-SHIRT CONTEST” Then the guy on the mega yacht is all “DAMN, THEY GOT A MAD WENCHES/COMMONER GIRLS/AN ARCHERY CONTEST/SWINE ROAST HAPPENING. LETS TAKE THIS SPEED BOAT BACK TO THE MOTHER SHIP (MEGA YACHT) AND CALL UP SMASHBOOGIE TO FIRE UP THE HELIPAD LAUNCH CAUSE THIS LONGBOW ISN’T GONNA SPLIT ANOTHER ARROW IN HALF ON IT’S OWN. THESE COMMONER GIRLS GONNA KNOW WHO GOT RACKS ON RACKS ON RACKS.” Atleast, that’s imagine how it would all happen. I hope this was an educational experience.
i like the castle because i’d have a pet dragon to practice my fighting skills against. plus, i could send people to the dungeons, literally, and i could literally be a knight in shinning armor and not be out of my element. that and i’d have mad wenches, literally.
castle. more real-estate
Take the castle, sell it, buy a yacht, and rent castles for weekends when you need it.
Why would you want a castle? Chicks aren’t into dungeons and stuff like that. (But if they are, I guess that’s cool. I won’t judge).
THEN YOU LAND YOUR HELI IN THE MIDDLE OF MAR’S CASTLE ON SOME ONOMONOPIA BLAM BLAW BANG AND LIKE 327 #RARE #EXCLUSIVE BIRDS FLY OF OUT TEH CHOPPER. THE SORTS OF BIRDS THAT THEN TRANSFORM INTO BOTTLES OF WODKA AND YOU SHOWER THE NATIVES WITH BOOZE. THEN WHEN YOU FINISHED YOU GET SMASHBOOGIE TO FIRE UP THE HELIPAD AGAIN FOR LAUNCH AND YOU GO BACK HOME TO THE MEGAYACHT WITH EVERY NOBLEMISTRESS AND SEXYCOMMONERS YOU CAN FIT. PLUS ONE WENCH TO COOK. BUT BEYOND THAT MAR’S WHOLE REGIME IS CRUSHED.
bchadwick Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Take the castle, sell it, buy a yacht, and rent > castles for weekends when you need it. +1 nice arbitrage
lxwarr30 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > MAR’S WHOLE REGIME IS CRUSHED. my regime is not that of a natty, but that of a keg-like structure. those who attempt to ‘crush’ it will find themselves delirious, dehydrated and demoralized. i got racks on racks on racks on it.
Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire, owns a mansion and a yacht. He does not own a castle, so I have to go castle.
lxwarr30 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thing is if you had a castle you would be like, > “CHERRIO CHAP I THINK ME GOING TO TRIP AROUND ON > HOLIDAY< HOW IN BLARNEY IS ME GETTING TO OTHER > CHAP’S CASTLE FOR THIS SWINE FESTIVAL/ARCHERY > CONTEST/WENCH T-SHIRT CONTEST” > > Then the guy on the mega yacht is all “DAMN, THEY > GOT A MAD WENCHES/COMMONER GIRLS/AN ARCHERY > CONTEST/SWINE ROAST HAPPENING. LETS TAKE THIS > SPEED BOAT BACK TO THE MOTHER SHIP (MEGA YACHT) > AND CALL UP SMASHBOOGIE TO FIRE UP THE HELIPAD > LAUNCH CAUSE THIS LONGBOW ISN’T GONNA SPLIT > ANOTHER ARROW IN HALF ON IT’S OWN. THESE COMMONER > GIRLS GONNA KNOW WHO GOT RACKS ON RACKS ON > RACKS.” > > Atleast, that’s imagine how it would all happen. I > hope this was an educational experience. This.