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Over 5000 years ago, Moses said to Israel, “Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.” When Welfare was introduced, Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.” Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land to China.

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This is re*arded, because it’s obviously lacks historical context; it’s funny if you don’t know history, facts or you’re a Tea bagger. You must have pulled this from Fox News. Point#1: “Welfare” was introduced during the great depression, no promised land about it. Source: High School civics Point #2: China holds less that 8% of total U.S. govt. debt Source: http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/datablog/2011/jan/18/us-federal-deficit-china-america-debt Point #3: Marginal tax rates are the lowest they’ve been since the 1930s Source: http://www.taxfoundation.org/publications/show/151.html It’s stupid because it feeds this atmosphere of ignorance that now wants to pervade the U.S.

CFAvsMBA, It is funny because you’re ideological or because you thought some of the suggestions in there were true (over taxed, China owns us, etc)?

Lighten up people. Sheesh.

Zesty, while you were being a wet blanket you forgot to accuse CFAvsMBA of being an anti-Semite too! Clearly the comment about Moses and the promised land is made to belittle the historical, legal, and religious right for Israel to exist.

P.S A child and a pedophile are walking together in the woods late one very dark night. The child says, “I’m scared, it’s really dark here!” The pedophile says, “You’re scared? I’m the one that will have to walk back alone!”

hahahaha ok how about this one what the difference btw a rock and a baby? u cant F$ck a rock

pimpineasy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > hahahaha ok how about this one > > > what the difference btw a rock and a baby? > > > u cant F$ck a rock It’s funny 'cause it’s true!

@Chicken & pimpin, those jokes are sick! There should be a flag button; what’s funny about child molestation? I’m leaving this thread, you guys can have fun in prison when you get caught with kiddy porn you sickos!

Zesty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > @Chicken & pimpin, those jokes are sick! There > should be a flag button; what’s funny about child > molestation? I’m leaving this thread, you guys can > have fun in prison when you get caught with kiddy > porn you sickos! You just made my day, Zesty. Have fun at Bible class.

pimpineasy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > hahahaha ok how about this one > > > what the difference btw a rock and a baby? > > > u cant F$ck a rock I don’t understand how anyone would find this funny.

Alucard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > pimpineasy Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > hahahaha ok how about this one > > > > > > what the difference btw a rock and a baby? > > > > > > u cant F$ck a rock > > I don’t understand how anyone would find this > funny. It is funny primarily for the reason that while it is obviously absurd, some people might actually take it literally. Any form of irony depends on there being essentially two audiences.

ChickenTikka Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Alucard Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > pimpineasy Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > hahahaha ok how about this one > > > > > > > > > what the difference btw a rock and a baby? > > > > > > > > > u cant F$ck a rock > > > > I don’t understand how anyone would find this > > funny. > > It is funny primarily for the reason that while it > is obviously absurd, some people might actually > take it literally. Any form of irony depends on > there being essentially two audiences. it’s not that ese. I understand what’s supposed to be funny about it but fvck, it’s so stupid I think my braincells are still dying 5 minutes after I read it. fuck’s sakes

While we’re at it… What’s the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A - You can’t use a pitchfork for the truck full of bowling balls.

What’s red and white and bangs on the window? A baby in a microwave!

I’m short this joke.

ChickenTikka Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What’s red and white and bangs on the window? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A baby in a microwave! Hahaha; awesome!

its not a joke for everyone its similiar to the aristocrats joke…a comedian’s comedian joke…sorry if i offended your sensibilities mate

What’s the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?.. I don’t have a Corvette in my Garage.