What would you do with 300k?

Water Cooler
#1

Let’s say you were going to get a windfall of this size. What would you do with it?

#2

Two chicks at the same time.

#3

Barely would cover 1 month of my credit card expenditures

#4

flowbe209 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Two chicks at the same time. “What would you do if you had a million dollars?” “I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.” “That’s it? If you had a million dollars, you’d do two chicks at the same time?” “Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.” “Well, not all chicks.” “Well, the type of chicks that’d double up on a dude like me do.”

#5

I would buy mutual funds and not touch it for the next 20 years. Also, $300k is much more than you need to do 2 chicks at the same time. Assuming they are prostitutes, of course. Or if you buy Rohypnol - I’m pretty sure it does not cost $300k.

#6

Invest it. Try to double as quickly as possible.

#7

Travel a little, maybe a new car, but put most of it into a mutual fund for retirement. Add a couple of zeros on there and we’d have a different story.

#8

$300k isn’t a life changing amount of money. So, I would probably blow a little of it on a nice, long vacation with two chicks, but I would then just save the rest. Boring, but true.

#9

invest it. even if you have a porno style weekend in vegas, chicks will run you only 10-20k.

#10

I would buy my parents like a cruise or something. Invest the rest.

#11

FrankArabia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > invest it. even if you have a porno style weekend > in vegas, chicks will run you only 10-20k. Yeah, this. I think probably 95%+ of it would be invested in value oriented funds. That still leaves 15k to have a nice vacation with and get a couple of nice things for the apartment, etc.

#12

Weird question…are you about to get that much money?

#13

Yes, of course…

#14

…I’d give it to me.

#15

supersadface Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > FrankArabia Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > invest it. even if you have a porno style > weekend > > in vegas, chicks will run you only 10-20k. > > > Yeah, this. I think probably 95%+ of it would be > invested in value oriented funds. That still > leaves 15k to have a nice vacation with and get a > couple of nice things for the apartment, etc. I had a friend who had a 3-day adventure at Vegas, he said it ran about 3k

#16

Invest…what else could expect from u finance nerds…lol

#17

Dude, are you trying to allocate client funds via ‘windfall’ question on AF? Fail!

#18

Give at all away to charity or medical research.

#19

Spend 200k on an MBA and 100k banging undergrads.

#20

All of it on red at the roulette table you only live once