Last day at PIMCO is today

Any suggestions on how to go out with a bang? I most likely won’t actually do any of them, but it’s fun to fantasize!

Hold CTRL + ALT + Left or Right Arrow Key and turn the computer display sidways.

One needs to hold up or down arrow key to correct this.

tell that guy Bill Gross:

“give me all your money and give me your residuals”

if he doesnt, tell him

“you couldnt be Michael Kors, if you was f’in Michael Kors”

Set all the photocopiers to print 100,000 copies of your various body parts.

Sell them a large zero-coupon perpetuity. Tell them that you are hedging their tail risk.

Send Bill Gross a video montage of all the Family Guy scenes featuring the pedophile old man.

holy cow that’s inappropriate… nice job!

@CFAVSMBA, am definately going to do that when my time comes!

take a snapshot of your desktop as an image, then hide all your icons and replace your current background picture with that snapshot image.

harmless but funny prank