Hummmmm seems like a good career move for the younger guy. I may need to check in our conference rooms after work.
I love smelling my fingers. Was she hot?
> I love smelling my fingers. Was she hot?
I wish I could say she was bro, but I thought she was gross. Others in the office thought she was servicable but I didn’t see it. She was my boss so I had some firsthand experience with her winning personality, maybe that did it.
She was skinny except for the gut which was the product of swilling 30 Diet Cokes per day. As you can plainly tell I think highly of this chic.
> She was skinny except for the gut which was the
> product of swilling 30 Diet Cokes per day. As you
> can plainly tell I think highly of this chic.
How does zero calories give you a gut?
Ahhh she had a FUPA. That is not good. However I have to respect anyone who is willing to throw down in a public area……especially if they are sober.
>However I have to respect anyone who is willing to throw
> down in a public area……especially if they are
I think that was the rationale of upper management in keeping him. However it was after happy hour so they couldn’t claim sobriety.
Kinda gives new meaning to the phrase “happy hour”, don’t it?
> jbaldyga Wrote:
> > She was skinny except for the gut which was the
> > product of swilling 30 Diet Cokes per day. As
> > can plainly tell I think highly of this chic.
> How does zero calories give you a gut?
must’ve been the cubic foot of carbonation sitting in her stomach.
So what the jr guy sees this and decides to run off and tell daddy?
I’m fine with people having sex but I would have fired that jr guy so quick.
^i’m not sure how it ultimately got out. It just ended up on management’s desk through the grapevine I suppose. I honestly don’t think it was a calculated move by the jr guy. I think he’s actually pretty good friends w/ Don Juan now.
It’s an f’d up company.
kkent –> respect
> Others in the office thought she was servicable
Pics or she doesn’t exist
Classic threat. I love it. And since it was CFA’ers that were involved, I think it very well qualifies for this forum.
"There is no innocent explanation"
> jbaldyga Wrote:
> > Others in the office thought she was servicable
> Pics or she doesn’t exist
that would be unethical, but rest assured she does exist and it did happen. in fact there are lurkers from the company on this forum. Come on guys I need confirmation!!
But please maintain anonymity of the parties involved, I’m not trying to ruin reputations here. Just want to share an amusing story.
> Honestly, you and your boss both deserve to lose
> your jobs over this. How unprofessional is it to
> go out and get drunk and then have sex with your
> boss or, even worse, your subordinate? You both
> should lose your jobs over this. Given the
> incredible difficulty it is to break into this
> industry, your actions speak to your complete
> selfishness and inability to contexualize your
> actions. I would never do business with a firm
> that was conducting itself in such a way.
This guy is the biggest freakin looser in the world. Get a life momo. YOu don’t get laid, and everyone know it! F*&(k off
I thought it was customary to have office sex…..isn’t that the reason why the chicks dress up so sexy to work?
a lot of cool guys do it……
its only the nerds who are hating…
if two people wanna engage in some fundamental analysis, I don’t see anything wrong with it.
Why this thread is bumped again? Are you trying to boast about this now?
Kkent, your “that guy” at work. The one that doesn’t get invited to the party to watch the game. The one that doesn’t get invited to go to “one more bar” after the business dinner, the one that doesn’t get invited to the coworkers wedding. When you walk into the kitchen at work and everyone is laughing about their weekend, they all become quiet when you walk in. When people forward around a funny email, they leave you off.
Admit it. Your the office buzz-kill.
Can some one sum up 11 pages in 2 short lines?
Office. Alcohol. New Hire. SEXY TIME! Oh noes, that was mah baws! AF: It’s ok, just keep your pimp hand strong youg’n.
Then 9 pages of unrelated banter.
"good personality ... or he was known as Lt. Mandingo during his army days."
Then 9 pages of unrelated banter…ha
wow….how stupid was i :)
> wow….how stupid was i :)
hahahahaha - thanks for digging this up. fking golden
congrats on the charter
Ah, this was a classic thread.
You want a quote? Haven’t I written enough already???
lol…nice bump i forgot about this.
how about a daj224 bump?!?!?
$5 to the person who can find the first reference to “crushin’ natties”
No quote needed
Just saw this thread….hilariously awesome! With the time “kkent” spent whining on this thread he could have sought out his superior, had sex with her, and found a new job!
hey any of the older guys around
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