Seems like everyone is working hard so was wondering whether we can lighten the mood with some funny experiences you have seen or had in an exam. You know when you thought you had an extra hour left!!
This guy came with formular sheet to the exam centre and started crying when he was told he could not use them. Apparently someone at AF had misled him.
hahahahahaha
I assume he didn’t pass!
I would think so too. But I was impressed by how prepared he was, he even had two calculators, one not even allowed during the exam because it was scientific. And popcorns too! It lightened my day though.
Commadus u r being taken for a major ride on AF. Do ur homework b4 posting messages man
Boys, here are the classics. And of course the best is saved for last. Re: Worst CFA Experiences Posted by: Peter (IP Logged) [hide posts from this user] Date: August 26, 2004 11:13AM This can’t touch the emergency colon blowout posted above, but nevertheless I found it peculiar: Waiting on line to get into the L1 test in 2003 in NJ, the Asian guy in front of me is holding his clear plastic bag full of stuff. I brought no food, knowing that there was a mall nearby that was convenient for lunch. This guy had, among other things, 3 bananas, 5 bottles of water, medication, a stuffed animal, a quarter of an onion, bread, and the part that I found hilarious: two (approx.) 12" lengths of at least 3 inch diameter Polish Kielbasa, oozing with juices that were staining the rest of the contents of his case. Now I love home cookin’ as much as the next guy, but… Author: ralphmacchio Date: Friday, May 6 @ 2:36 pm I have a morning ritual that I go through before every big exam. I call it “The Terminator”. First, I crouch down in the shower in the classic “naked terminator traveling through time” pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed to the exam as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy. Author: ccooper55 Date: Thursday, August 12 @ 1:49 pm This year, level III, NYC I am waiting for the bathroom in this massive line about 10 minutes before the start of the exam. There is this guy panicked out of his mind in line ahead of me who I noticed for the previous half hour had been rocking back and forth in the corner of the lobby murmering his notes back to himself from memory…a real whackjob. Anyway, As I am standing in line with this guy in front of me he starts to sweat profusely and I can litterally hear this guys stomach rumbling…this is where he really freaks out. He starts pounding on the stall doors ( there were only 2) and, of course, no one is coming out so this ass clown drops his pants, hops up on the sink, and blows SH**T all over the sink! The most disgusting thing was the backspray all over this guy! He was COVERED in his own Sh**t. I am laughing my ass off but this guy didnt miss a beat, he rinses off his pants, throws his shirt in the trash and walks into the test wearing only his windbreaker and wet pants. I could hardly stop laughing to myself a full half hour into the test…I knew then I was going to be alright because at least I didn’t just blow ass chunks all over the bathroom…priceless. Author: hughj Date: Thursday, August 12 @ 2:29 pm NYC this summer, I’ squirting lemon in my iced tea (for a little caffeine pick me up) right before I walk in to the exam center. Some of it squirts the wrong way, gets me in right in the eyes and I literally, can’t see a thing. I ask someone to help me get to the bathroom so I can rinse my eyes. I feel around for the sink, run the water and immerse my face in the sink, and to my horror, it’s full of sh**! I scramble to find a paper towel and the bin’s empty! At this point I go rummaging through the garbage in sheer hysterics to find anything to wipe my face, and to my relief I find a discarded shirt. I wipe my face as quickly as possible w/ the shirt, only to find I’m caking on more sh**, and now I can’t see again. I was totally confused until Cooper’s post put the pieces together for me. BTW I think I did ok in the morning session, afternoon was a little tough.
LOL
HAHAHAHAHA keep 'em coming
oh man that Terminator one Ralpmaccio posted is pretty hilarious!
hughj is my hero for the day.
it’s quiet in here right now and i almost just screamed with laughter
the terminator one was too good !!! I almost fell out of my seat laughing over it.
It was really too good …and I had to login and comment on it.
LOL @ how ccooper and hughj’s were the same sink full of sh*t, this is a classic post
bump
The ones related to fecal matter were a bit over the top I reckon, the terminator one hit the spot.