“I call my pre-exam ritual “the Terminator”. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic “naked terminator traveling through time” pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from T2 and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me arive to the test site as an emotionless, cyborg badass.” Taken from: http://katahdinc.blogspot.com/2005/12/aghh_04.html
and then you open your eyes to find the shower curtain stuck to your terminstor leg muuwaahahahahaahaha
This was pretty good and I used to read this to get ready before the exam. Alas…Another good memory …shattered…
Stuck in deep math, in the mist of all brainy posts, this is a relief to read. Could not stop laughing loud. Thanks & Cheers!
Don’t forget to bang the maid before leaving for the test on your Harley Fatboy, shotgun in-hand, ready to kill it.