this is from a dude i used to work with 5 or 6 years ago - his decision to write depends on this very important question, apparently What’s up man. Quick question, are you allowed washroom breaks during the exam? You’re the only one I know that recently wrote the exam. I think I might try Level I in Dec. do i even respond ?? " umm - no - you have to pee in yer pants - they let you change em at lunch tho - bring an extra pair of khakis…" oy vey…
tell him they have special stalls for those with masturbation problems.
Tell him they give you a bottler or catheter
tell him not to forget his mandatory 2L jug of apple juice that must be consumed prior to handing in your exam. those who forget will be punished in front of the other candidates. punishment choices will be available on exam day.
DEPEND®
Maybe he plans on having the curriculum tattooed (sp?) to his body ala Prison Break and wants to be sure he’ll have a private place to check it out.
haha the formula for the variance of a two asset portfolio ( remember that pig ? ) tatooed right on his dingleberry.