Lets skip the message board for the weekend. Party HARD. this is the last weekend before either 1) we drink on wednesday…or 2) we drink on wednesday! lets down a shot, shake a leg, get a girl (or a guy as the preference may be) 
Dude I party like it’s 1999 every weekend. Remember Elvis’s motto “TCB”? Well, mine is “ABP”, for “Always Be Partying”. Similarly to Elvis, my private jet is painted with the initials “ABP” (but with a huge red, white and blue “rock on” hand sign rather than a lightning bolt) and I give away ABP symbols on gold chain necklaces as gifts.
Um, done. Vegas in about 12 hours!