Hypothetical - Surprise Exam Result Release

I would prefer if the CFAI unexpectedly sent me an email under an innocuous title like “Post Exam Survey”… then the first line after opening the email states whether you passed or failed. followed by a party-gif or sad-gif.

its either a pleasant surprise or a quick painless death. no build-up.

Thoughts?

It might work.

Once.

These type of posts and people’s addiction to them show how desperate we are to get this mfing results