Did you hear about the Inger's?

CFA Level III
#1

they had a catastrophic event and they went bankrupt…HA-ha never liked Hans to begin with

#2

Hans is now trading crack spreads.

#3

I heard Hans went naked on a handful of positions and ended up losing his shirt…he should’ve mastered beta instead.

#4

In order to pay for his law suit Hans tried to move a kilo of coke was caught and is now a bitch in prison, Christine got sued for ripping off artists and is turning tricks outside on skid row. You have to come up 2 requirements and six constraints for both. (24 minutes)

#5

Can we say 4th hour on IPS already today? Can we say it is 75 degrees outside and this is killing me?

#6

is the inger’s case really worth looking over ? … everytime i flip the pages, i seem to lack the strength to sit through pages and pages about family of the year

#7

I am working on the CFAI questions and practice exam questions…but I had to give up on the problems for a while and have now shifted to Fixed Income SS8 and SS9 which will be 10-20% of the exam. I will kill the Unger family once and for all tomorrow morning!!! Hans you non-driving bastard you better dust the old resume off

#8

Are the Inger’s from Iceland?

#9

I may be ready to return to pick up the ashes of the Inger portfolio after reading fixed income for 2 hours IPS will be huge on the test…agreed?