So today was my first day @ my new job …I walk in to the office this mornin & after some small talk my new boss takes me to my desk and what do i see sitting on my table … …behold a brand spanking new version of CFAI’s GIPS … I almost cried /wet my pants / laughed out loud … all @ the same time …
You should have just turned around and walked out
oh how i wish i cd … looks like GIPS will be around to haunt me even after june 7 th .
You should have laid it on the ground for use as a foot rest. 
what job are you going to be doing? Just so I know to avoid something similar…
Investment Analyst for university pension/endowment funds …
I hope you know what you signed on for…otherwise that makes for a rough first day regardless. All the best with the new job.