“Every gambler knows That the secret to surviving Is knowing what to throw away And knowing what to keep 'Cause every hand’s a winner And every hand’s a loser And the best that you can hope for Is to die in your sleep” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tSo4IICBTY&feature=related
Every hand’s a winner and every hand’s a loser mutha ucka
Actually, I’ve always hoped to die from a heart attack while having sex with five porn stars.
Yeah that would no be better no doubt. I suppose KR means the best the average person can reasonably hope for.
What would you put your odds of dying from a heart attack while having sex with five porn stars at right now? I’ve never even had sex with five porn stars at once in the prime of my life surprisingly, let alone while an old man.
ohai Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Actually, I’ve always hoped to die from a heart > attack while having sex with five porn stars. This. Two for me though. One up and one down that should do it.
ohai Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Actually, I’ve always hoped to die from a heart > attack while having sex with five porn stars. Is it wrong for me to want to marry two chicks? Now I don’t feel bad about that statement after yours. Thanks ohai.
Who would double team a p-star with their best mate on here given the chance? Means you gotta see their love rod in full glory…
If it floats, flies, or f*cks, then you should lease it.
ChickenTikka Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If it floats, flies, or f*cks, then you should > lease it. words to live by i’m supposd to die in an orgy from a tragic champagne mishap at the stroke of midnight at nye 2021 (scene keeps repeating in my dreams)
Captain Windjammer Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What would you put your odds of dying from a heart > attack while having sex with five porn stars at > right now? I’ve never even had sex with five porn > stars at once in the prime of my life > surprisingly, let alone while an old man. Definitely. Rigel tower high five!
ohai Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Actually, I’ve always hoped to die from a heart > attack while having sex with five porn stars. Hopefully the heart attack won’t be the result of walking into the room only to discover that the 5 porn stars are 5 male porn stars.
The possession of anything begins in the mind. Bruce Lee
You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try. ~ Homer
All my life I’ve had one dream, to achieve my many goals. ~ Homer Simpson
The best advice I ever had: Play like an all-star, party like a rockstar and hammer like a pornstar.
former trader Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The best advice I ever had: > > Play like an all-star, party like a rockstar and > hammer like a pornstar. that’s pretty good. How about “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” -The Great One
AndrewUNH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- >> > that’s pretty good. How about “You miss 100% of > the shots you don’t take” -The Great One And yet he’s the all-time assists leader.
If you have failed to prepare be prepared to fail