"4 underage LSU students found transporting more than 1,800 cans of beer, hard liquor to Gulf Shores for spring break"

Also, award given for most superfluously long headline.

http://www.nola.com/crime/baton-rouge/index.ssf/2015/04/4_underage_lsu_students_found.html

Five liters of Franzia? That should be its own crime.

Also the beer was all natty light. One commenter said the prosecutor’s going to have a hard time proving natty light is beer.

“106 18-packs of Natural Light beer, five 12-packs of Corona beer”

I don’t know why this caught my attention, but how does one come up with this combination?

Sorry is it just me or are these names just really super fratty american? You couldn’t make them up. It just seems so perfect for this story, well done you four, this could be a great novel.

Harrison Coogan, 18; Brandon Barbara 19; Hunter Coker; 18 and Carson Buckner, 19

^ Like…totally.

Hope they got at least a few cases back.

Doesn’t come close to Caleb Mandrake and Lucas McNamara.

(Anyone gets that without googling gets in.)

^ Columbine?

^ Nope, I’m wrong.