http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/lad-mortified-girlfriends-two-year-10150144
“A man was mortified when his girlfriend texted him a snap of her toddler niece wearing a ‘bracelet’ - that turned out to be his penis ring.”
“And he was left red-faced when he finished work as Amy-Jade Barlow sent him a text reading ‘ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!’ followed by a picture of the new ‘pink watch’ her niece Macy was proudly showing off to the family.”
How does the newspaper even find out about something like this?