dangerous countries to vacation in

My friends call me johnny dangerous, but my close friends call me big pete. I’m looking for a nice little spot with lots of danger, preferably including jungle men with machetes who can run faster than I can to make things interesting. I will have to use my tree climbing abilities like a puma at night to avoid injury. I would like to kill my own food using only a ballpoint pen. I have a Mont Blanc pen that has only been used to sign killer contracts, but I feel my killer instinct in business would be improved if this pen was used to stop a mammal from breathing followed by me tearing apart its raw flesh. Any recommendations? I would prefer hot locations as I’m planning on jumping out of a plane with just a parachute and my pen in boardshorts. I don’t want to pack boots. I thought about brining a canteen as well, but that would be too easy. It is best to make one out of an animal bladder.The highlight of the journey will be making my way back to civilization.

North Philly in August.

Temple U represent!

USA

any country can be dangerous if you drink enough…

This is true. I found myself in some interesting situations in Beijing after a few too many drinks.

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/e/ernesthemi395443.html

What counts as a “danger”? I imagine the ranking would be different if we include petty crime like theft, as opposed to just severe harm like beheading or kidnapping.

El Salvador is sweet. I dare you To take a trip there by yourself

probably the murder capitals of the world.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_by_murder_rate

The following 50 cities have the highest murder rates in the world of all cities not at war, with a population of at least 300,000 people, and all relevant data available online.[1][2]

Rank Municipality Country Homicides (2016) Population (2016) Homicides per 100,000 1 Caracas Venezuela 4,308 3,305,204 130.35 2 Acapulco Mexico 918 810,669 113.24 3 San Pedro Sula Honduras 845 753,864 112.09 4 Distrito Central Honduras 1,027 1,206,897 85.09 5 Ciudad Victoria Mexico 293 346,029 84.67 6 Maturín Venezuela 499 592,574 84.21 7 San Salvador El Salvador 1,483 1,778,467 83.39 8 Ciudad Guayana Venezuela 727 877,547 82.84 9 Valencia Venezuela 1,124 1,560,586 72.02 10 Natal Brazil 1,097 1,577,072 69.56 11 Belém Brazil 1,633 2,422,481 67.41 12 Aracaju Brazil 589 938,550 62.76 13 Cape Town South Africa 2,434 4,005,000 60.77 14 St. Louis United States 188 311,404 60.37 15 Feira de Santana Brazil 375 622,639 60.23 16 Vitória da Conquista Brazil 208 346,069 60.10 17 Barquisimeto Venezuela 785 1,322,068 59.38 18 Cumaná Venezuela 266 488,507 59.31 19 Campos dos Goytacazes Brazil 275 487,186 56.45 20 Salvador Brazil 2,180 3,984,583 54.71

this is excellent stuff. i love data

I went there myself, was totally fine. The guns were a bit off putting at first from a european perspective but americans would feel at home with that.

We conceal our guns here, so not used to seeing them. Ironically, the first time I ever saw a military-style gun in person was in the mid-80’s when I flew into Frankfurt and there were guards with Uzi’s patrolling the airport. US airports had nothing like that at the time.

jesus. saint louis is the murder capital of the us?!

that’s a long way from this catchy tune:

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yeah I saw that too. I would have thought Chicago. but, also I bet we do a better job at reporting deaths in the US than Central/S. America

Papua New Guinea

Venezuela

Many countries in East Africa

Detroit

I’d suggest Brazil. They seem to have lots of cameras, so we can watch you on r/watchpeopledie.

I’ve been told that Brazilian gangs don’t tend to target tourists, since whoever controls the gangs derives economic value from tourism. Don’t do anything because of what I said though…

This one because you can end up on Menu or some other reason?

North Korea is not an easy visit (although it can be done). You say the wrong thing or look at them wrong they get to put you in a cage and keep you FOREVER.