Would you rather be rich and ugly or poor and good looking? Af go

Water Cooler
#1

I vote rich and ugly

rich and ugly defined as top 10 percentile in net worth ($1 m) and bottom 10 percentile in attractiveness scale. And vice versa for poor and good looking

#2

poor and ugly

#3

If you are rich, you will be attractive, so by definition, you are not ugly.

#4

Jack Welch said being rich was like being 6ft tall with a full head of hair…

#5

10% has 1m in net worth? Where is this, Luxembourg?

#6

Usa!

https://dqydj.com/net-worth-in-the-united-states-zooming-in-on-the-top-centiles/

#7

$942K+ is top 10% USA

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/money/2016/08/18/pf/wealth-inequality/index.html

#8

Rich and fuggly but retain crazy big hammer.

#9

10% lowest attractive and lowest size.

#10

this belongs in the Super Happy Fun Hypotheticals thread.

#11

I would want to be rich and good looking.

#12

Our vegas trip usually consists of hypotheticals. its a 5 hr drive. this thread will be read if its funny enough. but its not looking too good right now. i would actually appreciate a thread that has the funniest threads. i dont care about time period. lol

#13

More info is needed; do we have to stay poor? Are we permanently rich? Can we chose where to live? etc…

#14

Fu@kable

#15

you stay permanently poor/rich. the percentiles will hold for the rest of your life. assume you are age 25. you will live in los Angeles. your income is also in the same percentile as net worth.

holy shit. that link i sent is amazing. it breaks the data down by age. etc.

https://dqydj.com/net-worth-by-age-calculator-for-the-united-states/

#16

If you choose to be poor but attractive, does that count as “voluntary poverty”?

#17

Well, I guess rich since if I was extremely poor I would die from disease or starvation…

#18

Penises are kinda silly to look at. I don’t know what it even means. A nice dick. They’re not hugely aesthetic. And women love a nice butt. Plus who’s gonna be squatting heavy with some tiny ass? Noone

#19

I think have nice ass is better, because if you have nice ass, you have power and a lot of choice, you can have nice dick :wink:. But if you have dick, you must be rich dick to have the equivalent power.

But I still like my nice dick and don’t need any change.

#20

“Nice dick” = small dick. If you ask someone, “what do you think of ACE junior”? and they say “oh, it’s nice”, means it is not large.