http://fortune.com/2017/09/05/nintendo-marios-no-longer-a-plumber/
… Or maybe he just made his fuck you money and quit the game?
Yep. He retired early to do something relaxing. Thus, Doctor Mario. He also picked up the hobby of Go Kart racing it seems.
Look at those exit opportunities and compare them to the CFA, plumbing is the opposite of hacksaw.
Man, this is like when they announced that Hello Kitty is not a cat.
cleaning dirty pipes are guaranteed to get you access to clean pipes. Plumbers be spread the seeds while cfa grunts be hunched over a desk watching their pipes shrink.
?!?!?!?!?
“Hello Kitty is not a cat. She’s a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat. She’s never depicted on all fours. She walks and sits like a two-legged creature. She does have a pet cat of her own, however, and it’s called Charmmy Kitty.”
So, she is actually some kind of weird looking being, not a cat. It’s like in Disney, where Pluto is that universe’s version of a dog. Goofy is actually some kind of grotesque demonic hellspawn.
Wow, that’s crazy