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Driver, Maid, Chef

if you had to hire one of these people for the rest of your life which would you pick?

im leaning towards a driver just because that’s balling, but waking up to a gourmet breakfast every day would be ideal.

im an organized dude so I wouldn’t want a maid messing with my stuff

you met me at a very strange time in my life

Chef

We’re gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you’ll say, 'Please, please. It’s too much winning. We can’t take it anymore. Mr. President, it’s too much.' And I’ll say, 'No, it isn’t!' We have to keep winning!

I thought this was going to be one of those articles that tries to convince us to appreciate housewives, who have a “24 hour full time job”.

“The aliens on Mars cloned Hillary Clinton.” - Turd Furgeson

Let’s add mistress to the choices. I would choose mistress.

i think I would vote maid on the op question. It’s the cheapest

I love my cheese. I got to have my cheddar.

Does it have to be the same mistress?

We’re gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you’ll say, 'Please, please. It’s too much winning. We can’t take it anymore. Mr. President, it’s too much.' And I’ll say, 'No, it isn’t!' We have to keep winning!

ohai wrote:

I thought this was going to be one of those articles that tries to convince us to appreciate housewives, who have a “24 hour full time job”.

I thought this was going to be an iteration of marry, ****, kill but for rich people instead of douchey frat bros.

Speaking of, what happened to ACE?

Btw the answer is always, always chef.

CHEF!!

What is lust without devotion, what are feelings without emotion?

Chef, no doubt

Chef. I am capable of cooking, but don’t particularly enjoy it. It’s also time-consuming to cook from scratch.

I don’t really enjoy cleaning either, but I try to leave every room I go into a little cleaner than it was when I entered.

I actually enjoy driving, even when I have kids in the car. In fact, when the kids are in the car, I’d rather have a chaperone sitting between them than someone else driving.

RIP bchad - the long-winded peacemaker of AF

I’d marry the Chef, kill the Driver, and f**k the Maid.

#MFK

is the chef also doing the dishes after?

"You want a quote? Haven’t I written enough already???"

RIP

igor555 wrote:

is the chef also doing the dishes after?

nah dude.. thats the maids job

you met me at a very strange time in my life