Baby girl, you're so damn fine though I'm tryna know if I could hit it from behind though. thots of the day!

i’ll post two names. who would you rather be with?

kendall jenner vs kylie jenner. leggo

Kendall hasn’t had any work done, so that’s a plus. But she’s too skinny for my tastes, so that’s a -1. Kylie has a much better body, but it’s been built by doctors.

Hmm…I’d have to go with Kylie. Extra points for being pregnant but not too pregnant. Pregnant chicks are freaks in the sheets.

Kendall looks like she doesn’t put in any effort, Kylie all the way, plus more cushion for the pushin!

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vs. caitlyn jenner.

Looks like shes got about a pound of makeup on but still, dang

https://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2017/06/travis-scott-ive-banged-kylie-and-kendall-heres-whos-better-in-b/

travis scott says kylie is the better lay, but kendall has more personality. i agree. i like skinny chicks, but kendall is too tall for me. i vote kylie as well. she has a better figure, and prolly easier to handle.

Allright Round 2. My crushes from 15 yrs ago. Petra Nemcova vs Natalie Portman.

Anyone’s better than Natalia Portman, she looks like a skeleton.

Natalie portman is a very beautiful lady, take that back! (I love you, natalie, wherever you are)

jessica simpson in her prime vs elishia cuthbert

Jessica Simpson easily. Last I saw of her she was looking pretty good again.

Elisha Cuthbert in the Girl next door hands down!

jessica simpson gets my vote. i vote petra nemcova.

Carmen Electra or vida guerra in their prime

Carmen Electra because she’s a freak

oh man I used to have the biggest crush on her

TOPANGA

are you implying that carmen electra looks like topanga in boy meets world?.

also i vote carmen electra.

I like Duke graduates.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/elizabeth-turner-a9743953

Especially if they graduated in 2014 and are named Elizabeth Turner