Go shorty, it's your birthday! S&P 500 market rally now 9 years old!

Water Cooler
#1

so what are the stats! heres the rundown!:

since hte bottom of march 9, 2009. the market has been up 386% (when including the D) thats a cagr of roughly 19%!

now the largest leveraged etf! has shown higher gainZ baby!

with a similar start date!this suckers up 1573% for an cagr of 37%.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qm8PH4xAss

You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub’ Look, mami, I got the X if you into takin’ drugsI’m into havin’ sex, I ain’t into makin’ love So come give me a hug if you’re into gettin’ rubbed

and here are some throwback bearish stats:

The previous market top is October 9, 2007! from top to bottom! the S&P went -55% for a CAGR -43%!

similarly the levered etf went down -90% for a CAGR of -81%.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUbpGmR1-QM

Baby are you down down down down down, down, down Even if the sky is falling down

Indefinitely not probably And honestly I’m down like the economy

#2

Only if I knew to put all my money into Amazon then in Bitcoin…I would be living in a spectacular house in Hawaii slurping on some fruity drink while looking over the Pacific in my backyard contemplating whether to go play golf or surf…

#3

You mean into long-dated Amazon call options levered up 10x?

#4

yeah haha…would be a multi billionaire by now…

#5

If only I had bought the things that went up in prices a lot. Then I would have made money. Actually, why haven’t I thought of this before? From now on, I will only buy things that will appreciate the most. Can’t go wrong.

#6

We’re in yr10 now, how much longer can they prop this house of cards up? :confused: