"Absolutely unbeatable for the price"

Water Cooler
#1

https://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/prk/d/prime-chelsea-workspace/6528075678.html

The sad thing is that it’s not completely ridiculous.

#2

Wow. I mean has it been rented yet? Pretty good deal, I might pull the trigger. Just want to carpet the floors, ceilings and walls and add a disco ball, should be all set.

#3

Definitely going to be rented by a Dexter type.

#4

Does the doorman double as the dungeon master?

#5

At least it’s not _ actually _ unfinished; it’s only unfinished in appearance.