Yeah, it’s Freaky Friday! I’m in Chris Brown's body!

I drive his Ferrari and I’m light-skinned black

lol. funniest video i’ve ever seen. im going to learn these dance moves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZla1ttZHaw

Wait, think it through for a sec If you hurting me then you only hurting yourself But wait, I love myself That was the key, now we’re switching back

its monday

lol to be fair i first heard this song last friday at my friends pad before we got bottles at the clerb!

showed my fam on saturday and they were cracking up and were like lol these are your dance moves but a lot crappier.

when i first heard it though i was like lil dicky. YUCK no thanks! then my friend was like this is chris brown. the intro was weak and slow but as soon as the first lyric stanza came up, shit was hilarious.

There’s no way I’m the same species as Nery.

haha. but real question who would you rather be. chris brown or kanye west. i would like a deep analysis on this!

personally, i would rather be c breezy!

Feel so good and empowered today that I could punch a woman in the face! How’s your crypto friend (1.5m) doing lately? I hope he rebalanced some of his positions into other assets.

I’d rather not be the guy that’s known for beating up women.

lol i actually asked my friend this. cuz he is spending a lot more than before and i know he aint making money in bitcoin any longer and he doesnt really have a job. plus he is dating this hcb (manager at law firm) that is essentially living rent free at his place and making him spend like a ton of money all the time.

when we went to vegas around new year he had a million in bitcoin and altcoins. now from my last convo, he has 400k, his alt coins are still doing pretty well though. keep in mind he only invested 150k a year and a half ago.

and he sold more than what he invested already so it’s all gainzzz. he bought a 1br/ba condo by the beach for 700k around new year? and a bmw last nov.

also keep in mind this is just gambling money for him. his family is worth 8m and he only has 1 bro. so if we include that he is worth around 4.5m still.

Good to know he has $4 million at his disposal. He just needs to call in a hit when he needs to cash out. If you need references, I know a guy, Boris. He operates more in the Nevada area, but can make a special call to California if I ask, since we have a good relationship.

^ I think that’s Igor’s uncle.

Christopher Brown and Robyn F. have been involved in a dating relationship for approx one and half years. On Sunday, February 8, 2009 at 0025 hours, Brown was driving a vehicle with Robyn F. as the front passenger on an unknown street in Los Angeles. Robin F. picked up Brown’s cellular telephone and observed a three page text message from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with. A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit he took his right hand and shoved her head against the passenger window of the vehicle causing an approximate one inch raised circular contusion. Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F’s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.

Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, “I am going to beat the shit out of you when we get home! You wait and see!” *_Robyn F. picked her cellular telephone and called her personal assistant, Jennifer Rosales at [redacted]. Rosales did not answer the telephone but while her voicemail greeting was playing, Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, “I’m on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there.” (This statement was made while the greeting was playing and was not captured as a message). After Robyn F. faked the call, *_Brown and looked at her and stated, “You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I’m really going to kill you.” Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown. Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand. Robyn F. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant, Melissa Ford.** Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street.**

Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular phone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand. Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. ** He stopped the vehicle in front of [redacted] and Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it. **Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F’s. left and right carotid arteries causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness. She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gauge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown’s body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet causing several contusions. Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighborhood heard Robyn F.’s plea for help and called 911, causing a police response. An investigation was conducted and Robyn F. was issued a Domestic Violence Emergency Protective Order (EPO).

http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/images/03/05/brown.warrant.pdf

thats heavily one sided.

i asw the cb’s documentary. she essentially went bat shit crazy after seeing the side chick text. she started hitting and spitting. so he tried to kick her out, but she kept at it then he lost it and hit back.

key here is that she hit first, but obviously he hits harder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uelHwf8o7_U

this song with rihanna pretty much explains what happened.

even if she started hitting and spitting - he beat the living hell out of her. and you automatically believe his side? the truth is likely in between

thats how fights generally work. 1 person throws a punch. the other retaliates. the weaker person obviously ends up with a more fucked up face.

the only difference is this is between a man and a woman, so obviously people treat it very differently.

also cb’s story makes more sense cuz of the sequence of events and who was caught cheating.

cb was caught. rihanna hits first. cb retaliates.

obviously cb was triggered and that he did it excessively, but im saying she triggered him.

whos more at fault? the person who hits first? or the person who hits harder?

i mean consider reversed roles. such as when tiger woods wife hit him with a golf club. this incident is more a joke. lol

Of course Nery would choose the Chris Brown hill to die on. Your boy Bill Cosby having a rough day too.

Tiger Woods’ wife also did not hit him with a golf club.

cb is in the wrong but so is rihanna. there are no sides. all violence is wrong!

it just irritates me that most people will side with rihanna cuz she is a girl and got her ass beat.

that is so biased, 1-sided, sexist, and arbitrary.

bc on the other hand is a rapist and a predator. vastly different situations.

lol

Nery, I’m sure you would be more mad if Lebron James punches you in the face, causing noticeable injury, compared to if some chick hits you, causing no noticeable injury, like when you are helping your friend (8m) evict his former gf from his apartment, maybe using revenge pron to threaten her.

CB logic: my friend’s chihuahua bit me on the ankle so I bit it back. And somehow I’m the a$$hole, just because the weak little dog didn’t break skin and I spat its leg out on the street. Life is so unfair to me.

so because lb’s punch would hurt more than a chick, it gives me the right to hit lb? as in me punching him is no longer assault?