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For the Chris Brown fans out there...or just nery

“Just your daily reminder that Chris Brown is a piece of shit” - from /r/videos

“A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against he passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion.

Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.’s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.

Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, ‘I’m going to beat the **** out of you when we get home! You wait and see!’

The detective said Robyn F. then used her cell phone to call her personal assistant Jennifer Rosales, who did not answer.

Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, ‘I’m on my way home. Make sure the police are there when I get there.’

After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, ‘You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I’m really going to kill you!’

Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in [an] attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown.

Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand, causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps (sic) that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand.

Robyn F. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant, Melissa Ford. Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street.

Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular telephone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand.

Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle in front of 333 North June Street and Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it.

Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.’s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness.

She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown’s body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet, causing several contusions.

Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighborhood heard Robyn F.’s plea for help and called 911, causing a police response. An investigation was conducted and Robyn F. was issued a Domestic Violence Emergency Protective Order.”

wtffffffff

"A theory that you can't explain to a bartender is probably no damn good."
- Ernest Rutherford

Maybe he just really likes punching. Just throwing that out there.

“Visit the Water Cooler forum on Analyst Forum. It is the best forum.”
- Everyone

ohai wrote:

Maybe he just really likes punching. Just throwing that out there.

throwing … punching? 

funny, ohai. 

The dude has serious anger management issues. 

"A theory that you can't explain to a bartender is probably no damn good."
- Ernest Rutherford

chris brown is very sorry! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqVCiZr2OXg

I love my cheese. I got to have my cheddar.

^That must be why he’s so chill now. Not like he’s beat up multiple women or continues to find himself in the middle of brawls outside of clubs.

Don’t get me wrong, he’s an amazingly talented person, particularly at dancing. Best since MJ. But he is absolute human scum. Seeing as how you idolize him and using your earlier example of the transitive property…well, you can do the math.

Chris Breezy is what’s on in the club when Nery and all his beta male buds hit the town, thus he is true and good.

as j cole once said, nobody’s perfect!  honestly i just think hes really cool, great music, great dancing, surrounded by a lot of hot chicks in a lot vids. whether its all a mirage, i dunno and i defintiely dont care. same goes with what he does with his personal life. this is all entertainment and doesnt really affect my personal life!

Yeah, this is for all the fans that waited, the ***** *****s that hated
Old hoes we dated, look, Mama; we made it

Your son out in Barbados; cheese, eggs and potatoes
Smokin’ weed on the beach as my mind workin’ like Plato’s
Analyzin’ the world, fantasizin’ ‘bout girls

I love my cheese. I got to have my cheddar.

"You want a quote? Haven’t I written enough already???"

RIP

why is she suing the guy who didnt rape her?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOv7wHpzP0w

I love my cheese. I got to have my cheddar.

“Didn’t rape me” sounds like an unrealistic threshold for lawsuits.

“Visit the Water Cooler forum on Analyst Forum. It is the best forum.”
- Everyone

https://www.google.com/amp/s/people.com/music/chris-brown-tells-offset-fight-me-21-savage-meme/amp/

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.capitalxtra.com/news/offset-drags-rihanna-chris-brown-beef-fight-online/

https://www.google.com/amp/celebrityinsider.org/amp/chris-brown-accidentally-reveals-his-address-during-online-fight-with-offset-and-fans-lose-their-minds-244109/

Chris brown posted his address on Instagram accidentally while he was feuding with offset. He lives in 5m mansion in Tarzana. Bitcoin wanted to roll up and scoop the leftover groupies who are prolly hot but won’t have a chance to bang Chris brown due to his abundance. Imo it’s an excellent strategy! 

Also 21 savage is an excellent revenue generator that should be given citizenship! Ice should go after the net negative npv people!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.tmz.com/2019/02/09/21-savage-money-assets-ice-seize-deportation-illegal/

I love my cheese. I got to have my cheddar.