"30 Different Ways To Tie A Tie That Every Man Should Know"

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#1

Since Greenman has brought attention to the important topic of whether ties are appropriate for FAs, we should also consider which of these 30 different knots will be most effective in accomplishing one’s FA goals.

http://www.shirtsmyway.com/articles/different-ways-how-to-tie-a-tie-knots.php

I am leaning towards the “TrueLove” knot, paired with Van Heusen or Amazon brand short sleeve shirt, but am wondering what people think. Tanks so much.

#2

In my opinion, there is nothing more classic and badass than a wide angle collar with a half windsor. The face on the gal’s face when you walk through looking like this: priceless.

#3

Any of you morons wander in with one of those butthole looking knots and I’m laughing directly in your face.

#4

Lol

#5

I don’t know what buttholes you’ve been looking at mate but I’d get yourself down to the doctor before your dick rots

#6

There is one knot missing from this list.

#7

^Yes, the Meereenese Knot.

#8

I’m so glad I don’t ever have to wear a tie again.

#9

See urban dictionary “Balloon Knot”

#10

Is that the one where you twist your dick in a braid for “yoga”? Obviously, not going to look it up here.