Man Awkwardly Argues For "Happy Endings" In front of Entire Town-Hall

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLarnDUoax8]

This is pure gold. Maybe he can land a spot in the Trump administration.

Look, I think he put together a tight argument.

Gotta give him a hand, job well done

He’s not jerking around.

I felt he erected a sound platform.

By the way, that council meeting was catered. The menu? Pulled pork.

Good to see someone taking on the hard issues.

He’s the hero that we deserve.

he should go deeper with the issue and argue for prostitution!

Let’s hope he can pull some strings and get this topic blasted everywhere.

I mean, I understand that this rubs some people the wrong way…

this is just really wanky banter

He’s really tugging the ol’ heartstrings!

It’s a slippery issue, but he finished strong. Many members here don’t have a grip on his point. That’s the rub.

p3nis

Call me a cynical SoB, but I think some palms are gonna get greased on this one!!

… and you guys wonder why chad is embarrassed of us and took us off the top bar

Different strokes for different folks

Does anybody have tissues handy?

are you having a tearful jerk?

Didn’t he serve in the military? Could’ve sworn I read in the newspaper he received a dishonorable discharge.

#CleaningHisRifle