Analyst quits by spraying champagne all over boss's office...

https://www.barstoolsports.com/newyork/trashing-your-bosss-office-while-popping-champagne-bottles-and-posting-it-on-instagram-is-a-hell-of-a-way-to-quit-your-job/

He must be planning on never working anywhere ever again.

well this loser is a charterholder so its possible this idiot is one of us

may the bridges i burn light the path. lol

Anybody else think that video kinda sucked? He barely got the champagne spraying and then just poured the remaining 95% of it on the floor haha

Yeah, what a lightweight. His net worth is probably far less than ohai’s portfolio’s average daily volatility.

If it were me, 95% would end up on the ceiling.

lol. dude. i once opened some dom at a hotel room. shit popped to the roof. what a waste of $$. why the fuck does that happen and why was his so shitty?

Exactly. His mom sure raised a lil’ bitch if that’s what he calls “going out with a bang”.

Maybe he just lacked the right inspiration.

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c]

True BSD would have banged the boss’ wife/gf/mom on his desk, even better if some combination thereof. So it’s hacksaw here.