Government worker skips work, claims he is Kalki, Lord Vishnu's 10th avatar

http://zeenews.india.com/gujarat/i-am-kalki-lord-vishnus-10th-avatar-cant-come-to-work-gujarat-government-officer-2109532.html

“Rameshchandra Fefar, the superintending engineer with the Sardar Sarovar Punarvasvat Agency (SSPA) said that the country is getting good rains only due to his severe penance.”

“I am doing penance at home by entering into the fifth dimension to change the global conscience…I can’t do such penance sitting in the office,” Fefar’s two-page reply said."

I don’t know, what if he is actually the incarnation of Lord Vishnu? I mean, the risk is that one government employee doesn’t do his work. This is a low cost compared to 19 years of bad weather.

I must say, you’re really dialed-in on Indian news and gossip.