Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade

I’m over here with this on in the background, because, you know, tradition. But I’m actually paying attention this year. Donna Summer show? Some douchey country singer trying to be hip hoppy in front of a replica of Mt. Rushmore? My Fair Lady? The Rockettes? Who is the natural audience for this, the 70-100 year old contingent? Just experiencing stinging embarrassment for these people watching this whole train wreck.

Yeah, the whole thing is a cring-a-thon. Just like that weird ball drop on Hogmanay.

Well, they do have the cirque du soleil float.

Living in nowhereville, TX, I actually envy those who can walk out their front door and be in midtown Manhattan.

Well, you got a taste of TX with the Keller HS marching band…

How dare you insult such American heroes like Kelly Clarkson and Pikachu.

There was a parade today?

Isn’t Pikachu from Japan?

i didn’t hear about this. My niece goes to school in Keller. Don’t know if she’s in the band, though.

Nonetheless, I’m sorry that you live in such a dry, boring place. Come to west Texas where all the excitement is!!!