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Pet peeves

My commute today got me thinking about some of my pet peeves that really get on my nerves, namely people walking their head glued to their smartphone during rush hour in the subway and people not waiting for the train car to empty before rushing in.  

What are things that make you want to roundhouse kick someone in the face? 

If you're the first out the door, that's not called panicking

People starting duplicate threada

Smelly people. Public transport is the bane of my existence some days. 

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It be like that sometimes.

^lol cant kick them cuz i dont even want to touch them.

people that drive slow. unfortunately i cannot kick them. i have a need for speed.

I love my cheese. I got to have my cheddar.

Here’s my original list:

1) Beta males with no survival skills.

2) Guys who are willing to be cuckolded to keep relationship with certain girls.

3) Negative NPV women.

4) Bros who are not willing to let other bros use their party venue for free. Also, cuckolds, in case I forgot that earlier.

5) Omitting home equity from net worth calculations.

6) Non treaded personal armored vehicles.

7) Poor people (defined as <$300k in crypto assets and lower than BMW 5 Series car).

8) Instagram models who don’t even bother to photoshop their ugly features for our viewing pleasure. 

9) High maintenance bishes. 

“Visit the Water Cooler forum on Analyst Forum. It is the best forum.”
- Everyone

quick update. so bitcoin went out saturday night with our bros. he ended taking this white chick to my other buddy’s spot. but one of my dbag friends swooped on him and banged the chick. instead of getting pissed off, bitcoin just said he didnt really want it. now i call bs on account that hes a beta. but like in bball i aint going to call foul when im not the one getting fouled. im starting to hate that dbag. i enjoyed his co cuz he was a great hunter in the club. but to pull a robbery on your bros is not cool!

on a similar note. that same dbag made 5 of us and a dude in a motorcycle locate bitcoins motel where he was having his first 1 night stand just so he can get the keys from bitcoins car. when bitcoin came out with just a bathrobe to go fetch. the dbag wanted to go inside and bang the chick. i held him down haha. (it was pretty funny, cuz dbag was pissed  cuz he struck out and he called bitcoin 20 times, and bitcoin kept giving us wrong directions).  anyways while everyone was giving bitcoin a bunch of handshakes, my future ibanker buddy went in the motel room to verify there was a chick. anyways the chick supposedly look horrified and said, “i’m not down for a gangbang”. 

anyways it was an epic night. we were also rolling in a super nice expensive car, cant remmeber what it was. but it was a lot nicer than the camry  i used to drive!

I love my cheese. I got to have my cheddar.

I always want to read these stories from the girls’ point of view. So in this case, she’d be like yo I went to this guy’s house to bang this other fat dude. Total beta, but his Filipino friend said he has $8 million in bitcoin and a $30 million convention center. But then I ended up banging his random douche friend instead, lol ok. After that, I went to a motel and the 5 douchebags wanted to gangbang. Good thing I’m not a slut. Anyways, got to go post on insta. Kk bye.

“Visit the Water Cooler forum on Analyst Forum. It is the best forum.”
- Everyone

women are typically vain. when you are cute, you are automatically nice, intelligent, and funny!

hot dudes get this often so they try to have a lot! which makes them dbags!

people are confused when chicks are with dbags! they’ll say chicks like bad boys!!, but honestly they have their own vanity to blame!

I love my cheese. I got to have my cheddar.

Nerdyblop wrote:

women are typically vain. when you are cute, you are automatically nice, intelligent, and funny!

hot dudes get this often so they try to have a lot! which makes them dbags!

people are confused when chicks are with dbags! they’ll say chicks like bad boys!!, but honestly they have their own vanity to blame!

can we start a new thread to seriously talk about this? In terms of “attractive qualities that qualify someone for our seed?” Type of way?

the only quality I can think of I want in my next gf is for her to be nice. I don’t care even if she’s boring, just want to date a nice chick.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It be like that sometimes.

CEO10K-DAY wrote:

Smelly people. Public transport is the bane of my existence some days. 

“Mmmmmm, something…” - H. Simpson

lol ceo have you seen the hily app ad on snapchat?

https://youtu.be/9kEv3WDtKFk?t=8

Looking for a cute baeeee? BORING!!! SWIPE UP for bad bishes

in game of throna one of the sand sister 

“you want a good girl, but need the bad *****” ear bite! yum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v5MEk7KE-Y

I love my cheese. I got to have my cheddar.

Nerdyblop wrote:

lol ceo have you seen the hily app ad on snapchat?

https://youtu.be/9kEv3WDtKFk?t=8

Looking for a cute baeeee? BORING!!! SWIPE UP for bad bishes

in game of throna one of the sand sister 

“you want a good girl, but need the bad *****” ear bite! yum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v5MEk7KE-Y

Yeah - I’ve seen it. That chick and everything she says in her 20 second ad is a shining bastion of everything I don’t want in a girl. I’m not saying I’m not looking to date a confident gal, but certainly not one who wants to act like a bad b!sh just because she can.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It be like that sometimes.

^ She seems nice.

“Mmmmmm, something…” - H. Simpson

She’s only acting so she can get spanked!

I love my cheese. I got to have my cheddar.

CEO10K-DAY wrote:

Nerdyblop wrote:

women are typically vain. when you are cute, you are automatically nice, intelligent, and funny!

hot dudes get this often so they try to have a lot! which makes them dbags!

people are confused when chicks are with dbags! they’ll say chicks like bad boys!!, but honestly they have their own vanity to blame!

can we start a new thread to seriously talk about this? In terms of “attractive qualities that qualify someone for our seed?” Type of way?

the only quality I can think of I want in my next gf is for her to be nice. I don’t care even if she’s boring, just want to date a nice chick.

Would you date a girl who is nice, has a great sense of humor, but is uglier than sin? 

If you're the first out the door, that's not called panicking

Codtrawler87 wrote:

CEO10K-DAY wrote:

Nerdyblop wrote:

women are typically vain. when you are cute, you are automatically nice, intelligent, and funny!

hot dudes get this often so they try to have a lot! which makes them dbags!

people are confused when chicks are with dbags! they’ll say chicks like bad boys!!, but honestly they have their own vanity to blame!

can we start a new thread to seriously talk about this? In terms of “attractive qualities that qualify someone for our seed?” Type of way?

the only quality I can think of I want in my next gf is for her to be nice. I don’t care even if she’s boring, just want to date a nice chick.

Would you date a girl who is nice, has a great sense of humor, but is uglier than sin? 

Like Margaret Cho or Sara Silverman?  Heck no.  Possiblly if it was a comedy club and the two drink minimum was giant jello shots.

Anyway—back to pet peeves.  

Mine is guys who do curls (shrugs, rows, etc.) in the power rack or squat rack. 

Hey!  We only have one squat rack and one power rack.  Do your silly stuff anywhere else but here.  

82 > 87
Simple math.

People who eat really loud.

We’re gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you’ll say, 'Please, please. It’s too much winning. We can’t take it anymore. Mr. President, it’s too much.' And I’ll say, 'No, it isn’t!' We have to keep winning!

quietly fuming about the actions/inactions of random strangers is basically my neutral state so here’s my list

People who stand in door ways or other places that are clearly thoroughfares

People who take forever at a counter when there’s a long queue behind them asking 101 questions, chatting with the server and generally just being awkward.  Get in, get out and let the line move up.

Related to that, people at craft beer bars who spend ages with the bar staff trying samples of every single type of beer while other people wait to be served. try a couple but at some point you have to just pull the trigger and order a pint

Bar staff who don’t take note of who was first at a bar or at least ask who was next.

People (mainly women and southern european tourists) who doddle along pavements in anything but a straight line and don’t adhere to the unspoken rules of pavement etiquette

People who get on public transport before people have gotten off

People who sit with bags on seats on public transport when it’s clearly reached the point of busy-ness where it’s polite to move your bag and allow someone to sit 

People who don’t ask people who leave their bags on seats on public transport to move them so they can sit and just stand anyway therefore reinforcing the poor behaviour.  exception being if you’re only going a few stops

People who don’t vacate their seats for people who are clearly pregnant, disabled, injured, old or otherwise more in need of the seat than them

People who react indignantly when you’re trying to be polite

People who vape in the toilet at work.  Everyone can smell it and you haven’t gotten away with it.

Griingo wrote:

People (mainly women and southern european tourists) who doddle along pavements in anything but a straight line and don’t adhere to the unspoken rules of pavement etiquette

Add Asian tourists to that list. Maps, selfie-sticks, people in a state of semi-panic all packed into one big giant ball of chaos that blocks every other intersection around my office block. 

If you're the first out the door, that's not called panicking

hpracing007 wrote:

People who eat really loud.

YES

"You want a quote? Haven’t I written enough already???"

RIP

igor555 wrote:

hpracing007 wrote:

People who eat really loud.

YES

I KNOW, RIGHT!

"But I don't think of you"..... Howard Roark

KMeriwetherD wrote:

igor555 wrote:

hpracing007 wrote:

People who eat really loud.

YES

I KNOW, RIGHT!

People who type really loud.

you basically need to come from a target school pedigree/work at prestigious firm in the US/have a really good connection.

- AF hivemind

brain_wash_your_face wrote:

KMeriwetherD wrote:

igor555 wrote:

hpracing007 wrote:

People who eat really loud.

YES

I KNOW, RIGHT!

People who type really loud.

I CAN’T AGREE WITH YOU MORE! 

rawraw wrote:

brain_wash_your_face wrote:

KMeriwetherD wrote:

igor555 wrote:

hpracing007 wrote:

People who eat really loud.

YES

I KNOW, RIGHT!

People who type really loud.

I CAN’T AGREE WITH YOU MORE! 

Are you against mechanical keyboards/

Stupid and/or inconsiderate drivers.  USE YOUR FREAKING SIGNALS!!

#wtf

When there is no one close I do it a lot or if you piss me off cuz ur slow.

I love my cheese. I got to have my cheddar.

My colleague talks to herself when she is writing an email AND she types really loud. She’s like a sports commentator commenting on the process of writing it. Absolutely ridiculous and it drives everyone crazy. I’m not sure whether shes stressed or if the screws are just slowly coming loose.  

If you're the first out the door, that's not called panicking

Greenman72 wrote:

Anyway—back to pet peeves.  

Mine is guys who do curls (shrugs, rows, etc.) in the power rack or squat rack. 

Hey!  We only have one squat rack and one power rack.  Do your silly stuff anywhere else but here.  

People not putting back their weights is pretty annoying as well. 

If you're the first out the door, that's not called panicking

Codtrawler87 wrote:

Greenman72 wrote:

Anyway—back to pet peeves.  

Mine is guys who do curls (shrugs, rows, etc.) in the power rack or squat rack. 

Hey!  We only have one squat rack and one power rack.  Do your silly stuff anywhere else but here.  

People not putting back their weights is pretty annoying as well. 

Feel your pain. We also only have one squat rack at the office gym and there is one dude who uses it to bench press. He literally does one set per 10 min and is on his phone for the remainder of the time..while sitting on the bench. This goes on for straight 45min. Then he leaves and leaves all weights to the rack. It’s so absurd and rude that I have decided not to even say anything. 

It ain't what you don't know that gets you in trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.

Alpha 

"You want a quote? Haven’t I written enough already???"

RIP