Am I the only one who drinks

On Friday nights in the library? I tell you what, I passed levels 1 and 2 with flying colors all the meanwhile crushing a few beers between 8 and 10 pm on a Friday.

shoutout the cute chick next to me who isn’t narcing on me for drinking a Coors lite in plain site.

Id love to ask her out. But I don’t think it’s right. I’m just gonna sit back and admire the fact that life is just beautiful sometimes. Like, if you think about it, a human body made that (her). God damn, life is a hell of a thing.

Not gonna lie, this is pretty creepy.

I quit drinking almost ten years ago and I used to drink a lot. Wasted years…

its time you pull one of these:

https://youtu.be/ZkrsBl51FQc?list=PL6Sk8Zd36Fqe_bGAldBiM_8_cTo25DFiq&t=398

No pun intended

It is okay to let this cringe inducing thread die now bro.

You only posted it 4 days ago!

What’s going on in here?

Nothing. The OP recited prose poetry.