Portable bidet!!!

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/portable-bidet-breakthrough-butt-cleansing-193700688.html?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app

Presumably, you must wash this thing after use in the sink due to splash back. Imagine the admiration of your coworkers when you explain what is this silver device you are cleaning.

We need a new AF points store where we can claim items like this, oxypowder, live snakes, and other relevant WC content. Would drive traffic and make WC great again, tanks

Imagine the reaction of your coworkers as you stand and triumphantly unsheathe your silver “Analyst Forum” branded power butt washing wand, presumably on the way to drop a monumental load that will clog the office toilet for days to come. Announce to interns and juniors, that is the man that you should aspire to be.

I travel with dude wipes. Not a bidet but much better than toilet paper

what are these dude wipes? is that like wet ones. and whats the strategy.

personally b4 pooping i apply soap and water to tp and bring it with you. but the wet tp leaves paper residue in your butt.

tp for initial cleaning. wet ones to remove remaining mudd butt. and then tp again.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dude_Wipes

https://www.dollarshaveclub.com/our-products/fresh

FTW

So like, where do you keep these? Fanny pack?

With aloe vera AND chamomile??? It sounds simply dahling, dahling!!!

Typically I have them in my fanny pack wallet or in my soccer bag I carry (I use a loctote bag which has some anti theft features) when on vacation. Otherwise I just take a few with me suitcase and carry one or two in my pocket for emergency. And I have a box in the cube

Dude wipes contribute to the incidence of “fatbergs”, which I am pretty sure are one of the top 7 potential causes of humanity’s inevitable demise.

Do the right thing, bro, and blast your butt with a refreshing jet of camomile water, like a normal person.

https://www.npr.org/2019/01/08/683359201/massive-fatberg-found-blocking-sewer-in-british-seaside-town

I do every chance I get!