I’m not sure how this song is that weird or what could possibly be difficult to grasp about the lyrical message. Zero chance this is even a contender for weirdest song ever even if we ignore indie.
I guess nothing…you see, Greenie, the joke was, I’d make that inference. And then the takeaway would be that the song had to do with some private acts potentially involving those sounds, and then that would be it.
But really, the song doesn’t have anything to do with that and, in fact, is nonsense garbage.
Once there was this kid who Got into an accident and couldn’t come to school But when he finally came back His hair had turned from black into bright white He said that it was from when The cars had smashed him so hard
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Once there was this girl who Wouldn’t go and change with the girls in the change room But when they finally made her They saw birthmarks all over her body She couldn’t quite explain it They’d always just been there
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But both the girl and boy were glad 'Cause one kid had it worse than that
'Cause then there was this boy whose Parents made him come directly home right after school And when they went to their church They shook and lurched all over the church floor He couldn’t quite explain it They’d always just gone there