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Happy Birthday Nery

Enjoy not getting lit and staying in with the wife 

haha thx a lot my ninja. bruh i was at a wedding open bar. i was lit fam! i also checked out a wedding venue. lastly i already got my birthday sex!

https://youtu.be/vYMxOzxKYYo?t=16

It’s your birthday so I know you want to ride out
Even if we only go to my house

Sip mo-eezy as we sit upon my couch
Feels good, but I know you want to
Cry out

 

I love my cheese. I got to have my cheddar.

ma boy nerdy 30?

"You want a quote? Haven’t I written enough already???"

RIP

ish sad. old people of af. you got any advice for me for my 30s? also my fiance might be preggers. she has a follow up checkup with the dr this wednesday.

https://youtu.be/uavNUg0tRgw?t=29

Ayo, I once was a kid, all I had was a dream
Mo money, mo problems, when I get it I’ma pile it up
Now I’m dope, Wonder Bread we can toast
 

I love my cheese. I got to have my cheddar.

Happy birthday!

you basically need to come from a target school pedigree/work at prestigious firm in the US/have a really good connection.

- AF hivemind

Happy birthday!!!

We’re gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you’ll say, 'Please, please. It’s too much winning. We can’t take it anymore. Mr. President, it’s too much.' And I’ll say, 'No, it isn’t!' We have to keep winning!

Ay mijo!!!!!

“Mmmmmm, something…” - H. Simpson

Nerdyblop wrote:

ish sad. old people of af. you got any advice for me for my 30s?

Trade in the cocaine for pain killers. Everything starts to ache in your 30s.

Sweep the Leg wrote:

Nerdyblop wrote:

ish sad. old people of af. you got any advice for me for my 30s?

Trade in the cocaine for pain killers. Everything starts to ache in your 30s.

i thought that was BS, but i recently picked up soccer again, and damn, i get so tired and sore after every game

Sweep the Leg wrote:

Nerdyblop wrote:

ish sad. old people of af. you got any advice for me for my 30s?

Trade in the cocaine for pain killers. Everything starts to ache in your 30s.

comfy shoes with good support. and eat more fibre!!! yes

“Mmmmmm, something…” - H. Simpson

Congratulations on banging the wife/fiancé bro.

“Visit the Water Cooler forum on Analyst Forum. It is the best forum.”
- Everyone

Guys I know it will surprise you, but cocaine doesn’t affect me!

I love my cheese. I got to have my cheddar.

Nerdyblop wrote:

Guys I know it will surprise you, but cocaine doesn’t affect me!

Yes, that’s generally a sign you should stop.

These are the only pills I let my younguns take.

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.

Nerdyblop wrote:

Guys I know it will surprise you, but cocaine doesn’t affect me!

"A theory that you can't explain to a bartender is probably no damn good."
- Ernest Rutherford

Nerdyblop wrote:

ish sad. old people of af. you got any advice for me for my 30s? also my fiance might be preggers. she has a follow up checkup with the dr this wednesday.

https://youtu.be/uavNUg0tRgw?t=29

Ayo, I once was a kid, all I had was a dream
Mo money, mo problems, when I get it I’ma pile it up
Now I’m dope, Wonder Bread we can toast
 

Almost done with my 30s. Have to say, it was the fastest decade. Wife, kids, and job starts to get serious…where did the time go? like the blink of an eye nery, stop to enjoy.

Don't be a tough guy. Don't be a fool. I will call you later.