" A Swedish behavioral scientist has suggested that it may be necessary to turn to cannibalism and start eating humans in order to save the planet.
Appearing on Swedish television to talk about an event based around the “food of the future,” Magnus Söderlund said he would be holding seminars on the necessity of consuming human flesh in order to stop climate change.
Environmentalists blame the meat and farming industry for a large part of what they claim is the warming of the earth.
According to Söderlund, a potential fix would be the Soylent Green-solution of eating dead bodies instead."
Going to have to change his username to _ Wagyu _72
I’m just kidding Greenman. I wouldn’t want to eat you. Fact of the matter is, we’re all “adults” here (physically at least). Which means all of our muscle tissue when cooked will be quite tough, chewy, and the complete antithesis to what I would expect to taste after shelling out $150 for 4 ounces of kobe steak.
Why stop there? Hit two birds with one stone: when a relative dies, make the funeral into a family barbecue where the loved one is roasted and eaten by the rest of the family. Locally sourced food with the added benefit of not having to pay for a casket.
Wow. No offense taken, in case you were wondering.
But you forgot–I have plenty of lard that you can use to turn into soap, and a penis that has only been used sparingly in the past ten years. (Tomorrow is my 11-year anniversary)
Now that I think about it, a good low smoking over some mesquite and hickory would be appropriate. Somebody bring the pickles, onions and white bread!!!
