best typos you've done!

the usual is when typing analyst forum. and you type anal.

but just now i was typing white house on google and mistyped white hoes.

“Hey, wanna bang out?”

My wife once texted me and told me that she wanted anal. She meant to say “a nap”.

Ive never driven hime so fast in my life.

Touché!

Texted a girl I just met “you can bed me now” instead of “you can add me now”

I wrote that someone’s investment analysis “was pure s#it and should be thrown in the garbage immediately.” Actually, come to think of it, there was no typo, it was the truth and it felt good to say it.