Have I earned the right to wear this?

Water Cooler
#1

I’m either buying a Patagucci, or this. Just not sure which one yet. The CFA one is $145 >.<

https://shop.cfainstitute.org/catalog/product/view/id/1406279/s/shefford-vest/category/20534/

Product Description The Shefford Heat Panel Vest delivers lightweight, water-repellent warmth with a shot of exciting technology. The chest and back have interior heat panels powered by a power bank with temperature controlled at the touch of a button. The three temperature settings are: Blue - Low: 100 degrees F, White - Medium: 113 degrees F and Red - High: 131 degrees F. A power bank with a minimum of 5,000 mAh is required to heat the vest. Power bank sold separately.

#2

Remember to take the power bank out before you wash it. :+1:

#3

That is one piece of clothing I will never, ever own.

#4

It’s no dopp kit.

#5

$106

#6

So this means it’s “not” douchey for me to buy/wear?

#7

How easily does it fold down???

#8

Any vest is a douchebag look.

#9

#10

Then it is perfect!

#11

I’ll send you one of our vests for free. They come in blue or black.

#12

I’m a little rattled that they don’t have a t-shirt that says “guaranteed superior returns” on it.

#13

You’re the real MVP.

#14

are you sure they dont come in black and yellow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UePtoxDhJSw

#15

If you wear that vest in a non ironic way, I guarantee that at least one person will run up to you on the street and kick you in the balls.

#16

If I ever wear one of these fleece/puffy vest at the office, especially at an edgy place with no dress code, I’m not going to wear anything underneath, just like pac so I can make people feel uncomfortable.

#17

I wear a cup every day - because you never know when.