Saved By The Bell

My wife turned this show on today. Kelly came on in a cheerleading outfit, and it gave me a boner just like it did almost 30 years ago.

springing wood from looking at a high schooler. Same one that did it to me 30 years ago. But she’s still in high school in a strange sort of way. Weird or no? And does it matter that she’s actually 6 years older than me? (Or 22 years younger than me, depending on how you look at it.).

Greenie, how do you think future clients will assess your abilities after reading this post? Come on dude…

aren’t they rebooting the show with a tranny?

Yes when I see a hot chick I just imagine banging them. I know it’s creepy but I can’t help it.

Same thing is happening with Reese Witherspoon in Big Little Lies. Can’t help but see the high school chick from Cruel Intentions.

Britney Spears in hit me baby one more time… oh man

beggars cant be choosers

Generic highschool cheerleader you see at a football game / on the news? Pervy.

Same chick that gave you wet dreams when you were in highschool? Not pervy.

Re: Desteoyer of Worlds: Looks like Greenie has consistent year over year performance

That’s true. I suppose there’s something to be said for a demonstrable track record like that.

Jesus. This is some Nery level stuff going on here.

lets play this game! rank the level creepiness in these couples!

a. 70 yo with a 30 yo?

b. 30 yo with a 18 yo

c. 22 yo with a 17 yo

d. 17 yo with a 13 yo

pretty sure [a] is simply a transaction. if it is not, it is most definitely the creepiest.

While c) and d) are certainly illegal, my vote would have to somehow be b) as the creepiest. Where’s Turd and the black helicopter crowd with the pedogate theories around this thread?

d is not illegal. thats a senior and freshman in hs. its rare, but i’ve seen it go down multiple times in my hs.

c is actually the only illegal 1. but i dont think its bad.

for me i say a is the worst. thats disgusting. theres actually a porno where these 60 or 70 yo bang college girls. they call it blue pill. but it disgusts me.

Why every question is multiple choice? Have we as society degraded so much we cant answer free from questions?

Creepiness aside, in the great state of Texas…

C would be legal, since 17 is the age of consent. D would be illegal, because you have to be 14 to consent to sex, no matter the age of the other party.