5 Misconceptions about Pooping

[igor555]

@whatsyourgovt

@aks123

@whatsyourgovt

@aks123

@whatsyourgovt

@mk17

@whatsyourgovt

How long does it take for Indian women to take a ish? 9 months!

I laughed, but the decent part of me says this should be removed.

it’s all in good fun… Everyone knows i love my curry eating friends,

On a different note, you guys are bringing a new meaning to the online version of a pissing contest.

How long did it take for whats your govt’s mom to take a ish?9 months!!

Aks, i feel honoured to be your 10th posts. I’m in the mood for some jokes so here is some ammo, i am american with italian heritage, speak english as if it is my second language (which it is not) and could be the biggest narcissist on this website. Oh, and to fuel the fire, here is my come back (no pun intended but def intended): when your mom asked me to give her a facial i nearly came on the spot!

Have you ever Asked your mom about your papa boy???

I am sure she won’t be able to tell.

hahaha ok, more of a black joke but it’s progress (unless you are referring to the invasion by the moor’s in which i will label you a worthy adversary, but i dont think you meant that). Here is some more info to help the cause, i have a penchant for beastality, im sure you can imagine which animal is my favorite to fck.

100% mule

[Sweep_the_Leg]

@whatsyourgovt

@aks123

@whatsyourgovt

@aks123

@whatsyourgovt

@mk17

@whatsyourgovt

How long does it take for Indian women to take a ish? 9 months!

I laughed, but the decent part of me says this should be removed.

it’s all in good fun… Everyone knows i love my curry eating friends,

On a different note, you guys are bringing a new meaning to the online version of a pissing contest.

How long did it take for whats your govt’s mom to take a ish?9 months!!

Aks, i feel honoured to be your 10th posts. I’m in the mood for some jokes so here is some ammo, i am american with italian heritage, speak english as if it is my second language (which it is not) and could be the biggest narcissist on this website. Oh, and to fuel the fire, here is my come back (no pun intended but def intended): when your mom asked me to give her a facial i nearly came on the spot!

Have you ever Asked your mom about your papa boy???

I am sure she won’t be able to tell.

(unless you are referring to the invasion by the moor’s in which i will label you a worthy adversary, but i dont think you meant that)

One of the best scenes in a terrific movie.

[guestuser]

@smuggycfa

I dont eat 1.5 lbs of peanut butter throught the day.

Peanut butter has insect parts and rat shit in it though, it’s a little bit worse than the average amount of chlorine found in tap water across America. If we’re being food Nazis, that is. Almost every kind of food you buy in the grocery store has something bad in it. You can either develop OCD about it, or just live your life.

[aks123]

@ohai

What is going on on this forum lately? igor, stop poking the bears.

Nice observation!!!

From some one with profile pic of a dog.

[Destroyer_of_Worlds]

@robertucla

I don’t understand how anyone, unless it’s an emergency, can come into the bathroom and take the stall next to somebody already taking a poop.

1,000% agree. I mean, what animal doesn’t understand that this is 5-10 minutes of meditation and relaxation time that should not be interrupted? I will purposefully go out of my way to find another restroom if one is occupied. I feel bad for mini offices where they might only have one john.

Note: I will say that there is an exception for finding another bathroom, and that is if it is a large bathroom with a MINIMUM of 6 stalls, and the occupied sh!tter is on a bookend.

[krazykanuck]

^ I purposefully walk up a floor to use a bathroom that is usually unoccupied.

[aks123]

@igor555

@whatsyourgovt

@aks123

@whatsyourgovt

@aks123

@whatsyourgovt

@mk17

@whatsyourgovt

How long does it take for Indian women to take a ish? 9 months!

I laughed, but the decent part of me says this should be removed.

it’s all in good fun… Everyone knows i love my curry eating friends,

On a different note, you guys are bringing a new meaning to the online version of a pissing contest.

How long did it take for whats your govt’s mom to take a ish?9 months!!

Aks, i feel honoured to be your 10th posts. I’m in the mood for some jokes so here is some ammo, i am american with italian heritage, speak english as if it is my second language (which it is not) and could be the biggest narcissist on this website. Oh, and to fuel the fire, here is my come back (no pun intended but def intended): when your mom asked me to give her a facial i nearly came on the spot!

Have you ever Asked your mom about your papa boy???

I am sure she won’t be able to tell.

hahaha ok, more of a black joke but it’s progress (unless you are referring to the invasion by the moor’s in which i will label you a worthy adversary, but i dont think you meant that). Here is some more info to help the cause, i have a penchant for beastality, im sure you can imagine which animal is my favorite to fck.

100% mule

WTF???

Your dad is 100% mule???

I thought your dad was a Russian.

[whatsyourgovt]

@aks123

@igor555

@whatsyourgovt

@aks123

@whatsyourgovt

@aks123

@whatsyourgovt

@mk17

@whatsyourgovt

How long does it take for Indian women to take a ish? 9 months!

I laughed, but the decent part of me says this should be removed.

it’s all in good fun… Everyone knows i love my curry eating friends,

On a different note, you guys are bringing a new meaning to the online version of a pissing contest.

How long did it take for whats your govt’s mom to take a ish?9 months!!

Aks, i feel honoured to be your 10th posts. I’m in the mood for some jokes so here is some ammo, i am american with italian heritage, speak english as if it is my second language (which it is not) and could be the biggest narcissist on this website. Oh, and to fuel the fire, here is my come back (no pun intended but def intended): when your mom asked me to give her a facial i nearly came on the spot!

Have you ever Asked your mom about your papa boy???

I am sure she won’t be able to tell.

hahaha ok, more of a black joke but it’s progress (unless you are referring to the invasion by the moor’s in which i will label you a worthy adversary, but i dont think you meant that). Here is some more info to help the cause, i have a penchant for beastality, im sure you can imagine which animal is my favorite to fck.

100% mule

WTF???

Your dad is 100% mule???

I thought your dad was a Russian.

Good game AK.

STL - yes, great scene.

[Greenman72]

Since I just got finished pooping, I thought I’d steer this back to its original topic…

After a good turd, does anybody else like to turn around and admire their handiwork? Or are you just content to flush without looking at it?

[system]

To be very honest i once had piles and anal fissure in combination.Pooping was not a gr8 experience when i had these disorders.

I am sure many of you must have also suffered from piles/fissures at some point in your life.

[Sweep_the_Leg]

@Greenman72

Since I just got finished pooping, I thought I’d steer this back to its original topic…

After a good turd, does anybody else like to turn around and admire their handiwork? Or are you just content to flush without looking at it?

Every man always looks.

[igor555]

@aks123

@igor555

@whatsyourgovt

@aks123

@whatsyourgovt

@aks123

@whatsyourgovt

@mk17

@whatsyourgovt

How long does it take for Indian women to take a ish? 9 months!

I laughed, but the decent part of me says this should be removed.

it’s all in good fun… Everyone knows i love my curry eating friends,

On a different note, you guys are bringing a new meaning to the online version of a pissing contest.

How long did it take for whats your govt’s mom to take a ish?9 months!!

Aks, i feel honoured to be your 10th posts. I’m in the mood for some jokes so here is some ammo, i am american with italian heritage, speak english as if it is my second language (which it is not) and could be the biggest narcissist on this website. Oh, and to fuel the fire, here is my come back (no pun intended but def intended): when your mom asked me to give her a facial i nearly came on the spot!

Have you ever Asked your mom about your papa boy???

I am sure she won’t be able to tell.

hahaha ok, more of a black joke but it’s progress (unless you are referring to the invasion by the moor’s in which i will label you a worthy adversary, but i dont think you meant that). Here is some more info to help the cause, i have a penchant for beastality, im sure you can imagine which animal is my favorite to fck.

100% mule

WTF???

Your dad is 100% mule???

I thought your dad was a Russian.

[igor555]

@rahul roy

To be very honest i once had piles and anal fissure in combination.Pooping was not a gr8 experience when i had these disorders.

I am sure many of you must have also suffered from piles/fissures at some point in your life.

no we dont eat random street food unless its the halal cart…yummmy

[system]

i am pure veggie…

[tjcfa]

Chicken and rice!

[tjcfa]

I’ll make even the badest bitch stop by the cart after the clubs.

[system]

I don’t eat non veg like chicken…

[tjcfa]

^ why?

[system]

@tjcfa

^ why?

Because my caste don’t allow me to have non veg.I have never eaten chicken,beef,fish,egg etc…

[tjcfa]

^ why won’t they allow u?