Advice on what to do with bonus?

you guys aren’t actually using UVXY are you? why not just buy OTM SPY puts?

Guys. I look up to each and every fucking single one of you. If you ever thought that you’re just some stranger over the Internet and that I don’t care about you… WRONG! You’re beautiful and I love you. Mow go out and be somebody!!!

What the f*** is happening to this place

9x - 7i > 3(3x-7u)

Solve for i

It’s a little over budget but you can buy this to throw your spare change into

https://www.hermes.com/us/en/product/cuir-du-desert-change-tray-H311370Mv01/

up the ante!

isn’t it more like 95% if your investment horizon is over 15 years?

So, S&P put Large cap core manager failure rates at 78% over a 10 year horizon and I think the Fitch study was like 86%. Large cap especially get’s obliterated. But, smallcap/midcap growth, and international exposures are decent asset classes to think about going active

Hire a Mexican tough guy to hassle your boss bit. 2.5k is not a bonus, just like hooking up with a 140 pound chick in a bar is not a score.

However, if you’re bent on sinking your money into an etf, grow some and get the ITA.

You could get everyone in the watercooler a dopp kit

This needs a height and build qualifier. 140lbs at 5’9ish if you’re in shape and not just low density but thin is not bad (see exhibit). X pounds can mean two very different things on the same person depending on whether they are in shape or not, a lot of people don’t realize this. The fitness blogger in this case is 5’7.

https://www.independent.ie/style/beauty/body/fitness-blogger-shares-sidebyside-images-to-prove-scales-dont-always-tell-the-truth-34916742.html

Fat shaming is so 2007 bro. Big is beautiful